American vs. Scottish
 

America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"
Glasgow: "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"


America: " I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow: " here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin'plane!"


America: " there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow :"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"


America: " We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"
Glasgow :"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"


America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow: " There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"


America: " I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

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I don't get it.....was there an American in Scotland during the latest attempt, or are you comparing it to 9/11?

hmmmmmmm

Bwuhaha me canne understand ye lyke.

i like that

if your in the uk you would undestand it

Un thaarts nut how ye mik pooreedge.

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