Jewish Joke
 

This is a story about Isaac, the stingiest man in the world. He was so cheap he wouldn't buy anything unless he absolutely had to and even then would buy the worst and least expensive.

Very stingy dude.

Well, after 55 years of marriage, Isaac's wife, Sarah, died.

When the time came to place the information in the official obituary, the man in charge told him they charged 5 dollars per word.

"Fine," Isaac said reluctantly "Put the following: Sarah Died"

"No, no" the manager of the paper said. "I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 6 word minimum. Besides, sir, you should add something else. Something nice, something that makes a reference to her life, that says something about her. Also, you should add the year of birth and death."

"No," Isaac said stubbornly, "Just put Sarah Died"

"Sorry, sir. It's a 6 Word minimum"

The discussion went on and on until Isaac finally realized that he would have to yield to the paper's regulations.

"Fine," he said. "Let me think about it. I'll call you back."

Two hours later, Isaac dialed the paper again.

"I got it!" he said, "Put down the following: Sarah Died, Honda Civic For Sale"

hahaha...needed a good laugh!

LOL..Good one :D

Lmao @ That !!

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haha, very nice.. that was a good one. why don't you post some more for us?

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Good Shit:thumbsup

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nice one:thumbsup

My fav:

Jewish boy to Father : "Dad, can I borrow $100?"
Father : "$80!? What you you need $60 for?"

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LOL good one

really a nice one

its a repeat from here but made me laugh so I saved it lol

***

Some guy walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the guy. "You know I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"

"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"

***

hahahaha awesome joke :1orglaugh

its a repeat from here but made me laugh so I saved it lol Not jewish but I aint got a lot of em

***

Some guy walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the guy. "You know I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"

"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"

***

not bad.. :1orglaugh

Not bad... hahahaha

Not bad.. Just cool....:)

Lolololololol!!


Nice one!!!

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hahahahahahahahaha...

sweet!!!

that was hilarious! it really made me laugh... im sure i still laugh evrytime i'll read it.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Terrific!!

keep the jokes comming :)