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DаrkJedi 07-03-2007 01:56 PM

Anyone tried talking to Jesus using the Ouija board?
 
I get nothing.


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J. Falcon 07-03-2007 01:59 PM

Its cuz he doesnt love you.

pimpware 07-03-2007 02:00 PM

Try ICQ :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 07-03-2007 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 12698454)
Try ICQ :1orglaugh

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Aquarius 07-03-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 12698454)
Try ICQ :1orglaugh

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Brother Bilo 07-03-2007 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DаrkJedi (Post 12698438)
I get nothing.

That's because Jesus doesn't exist. You would have better luck using the Oujia board to talk with Big Foot.

Darkland 07-03-2007 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 12698514)
That's because Jesus doesn't exist. You would have better luck using the Oujia board to talk with Big Foot.

Historically speaking, Yes, Jesus did exist, so your wrong there. But as far as talking to any spirit on a ouija board, wont happen, it's all fake and there isn't a single shred of evidence that contact with the "Other Side" has ever occured.

Jimmy Rock 07-03-2007 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 12698454)
Try ICQ :1orglaugh

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After Shock Media 07-03-2007 03:15 PM

Why of course, everyone knows that Parker Brothers have perfected the technology to speak with the dead and have kept it hidden in plain sight at Toys R Us.

Brother Bilo 07-03-2007 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 12698753)
Historically speaking, Yes, Jesus did exist, so your wrong there. But as far as talking to any spirit on a ouija board, wont happen, it's all fake and there isn't a single shred of evidence that contact with the "Other Side" has ever occured.

There is historical documented proof that Jesus existed? Oh, you mean the bible, right. My bad.

Darkland 07-03-2007 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 12698913)
There is historical documented proof that Jesus existed? Oh, you mean the bible, right. My bad.

Well if you came out of your cage or whatever rock you live under try reading some history. By your statement alone you are saying there are no historical documents of the times other than the bible? I am talking about documentation outside the bible, specifically early historical recordings by the Roman historian Tacitus. There have been others as well, but I dont recall them off hand. Pick up a book once in awhile, you might learn something, and avoid showing your lack of intelligence.

g$$$ 07-03-2007 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 12699025)
Well if you came out of your cage or whatever rock you live under try reading some history. By your statement alone you are saying there are no historical documents of the times other than the bible? I am talking about documentation outside the bible, specifically early historical recordings by the Roman historian Tacitus. There have been others as well, but I dont recall them off hand. Pick up a book once in awhile, you might learn something, and avoid showing your lack of intelligence.


anyone have any quija board stories?

one time in college we played...and we got this "supposed ghost" of a 5 year old boy..he was killed in a car accident..he spelled out "call" "mom"..then gave us a number..it was like a stupid number..like 876-5432 or something...he said his name was juan rodriguez...then we called...we got an answering machine that said.this is the rodriguez family...etc....got freaked out...

heard alot of these stories from friends too..all of them cant be made up...

Matt 26z 07-03-2007 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 12698753)
But as far as talking to any spirit on a ouija board, wont happen, it's all fake and there isn't a single shred of evidence that contact with the "Other Side" has ever occured.

So you think there is a scientific explanation for the planchette moving and spelling out words? This happens too often to pin it on one participant trying to fuck with the other by moving it on their own. You get a group of believers together using it and it's hard to explain how it's moving.

p0rnus 07-03-2007 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 12698454)
Try ICQ :1orglaugh

Thats funny, I talk to him everyday on myspace

Darkland 07-03-2007 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 12699112)
So you think there is a scientific explanation for the planchette moving and spelling out words? This happens too often to pin it on one participant trying to fuck with the other by moving it on their own. You get a group of believers together using it and it's hard to explain how it's moving.

Not saying that at all, but I wouldn't run right out and call it supernatural, and state it as an indisputable fact. After all thats how religion came into existence, people found things they couldnt explain so they had to label it so they could. People use to believe the sun was a god and we now know this is not so. Lack of explanation does not equal supernatural fact in my book, merely something we as yet can not explain nor prove in quantifiable terms.


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