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sortie 07-02-2007 06:36 PM

DUMBEST FUCKING HEADLINE of the century!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by stupid
Study: More than 30 percent in U.S. have abused alcohol

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070702/.../alcohol_abuse

Like, No Shit!!! :1orglaugh

he-fox 07-02-2007 06:39 PM

lay off the booze.

it makes you angry and confused.

sortie 07-02-2007 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox (Post 12693955)
lay off the booze.

it makes you angry and confused.

Huh? WHAT? MOFO!!!!!!!! :mad:

:1orglaugh

Joshm 07-02-2007 06:41 PM

thats it???

Brother Bilo 07-02-2007 06:41 PM

Headline: 4/5's of the people in this country make up 80% of the population

BoyAlley 07-02-2007 06:48 PM

In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

sortie 07-02-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12693987)
In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying!

aico 07-02-2007 07:11 PM

I guess that gives me minority status.

sicone 07-02-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12693987)
In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

They were too drunk to complete the survey

sortie 07-02-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12694047)
I guess that gives me minority status.

Not if you consider that your weed was fertilized with beer. :1orglaugh


edit: fuck! I didn't read good enough. back-track. hehehe.

D 07-02-2007 07:14 PM

67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

SilkyJohnson 07-02-2007 07:29 PM

0% of me believes 100% of that statistic.

madawgz 07-02-2007 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12693987)
In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Spunky 07-02-2007 07:47 PM

Nothing wrong with a lil drinky poo now and then :glugglug

WinstonTriplexcash 07-02-2007 08:12 PM

50% of married couples are women

BoyAlley 07-02-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winstonNichedsites (Post 12694242)
50% of married couples are women

Not in Massachusetts :thumbsup

sortie 07-02-2007 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12694249)
Not in Massachusetts :thumbsup

owngayed!

bobby666 07-02-2007 09:24 PM

lol, weak numbers

Iron Fist 07-02-2007 09:30 PM

Interesting :)

CarlosTheGaucho 07-03-2007 10:30 AM

Like the genius Homer Simpson said: "14 pct. of people already know stats can be easily manipulated"

Violetta 07-03-2007 11:39 AM

Alcohol is lovely! :)

nation-x 07-03-2007 12:02 PM

I thought it was going to be "BUSH COMMUTES LIBBYS SENTENCE".... :P

_Richard_ 07-03-2007 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12693987)
In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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