Jerking Off... Good For Life...
 

i had no direction on today, other than I had to pack.... So I jerked off to my TGP....

Now, I feel like life has been cleared up, I'm calm, I'm motivated, I'm ready to tackle a long night of craziness (or working)....

Thank you to whomever started the whole masturbation thing!

You can thank me, I invented it just after I invented nudity. :winkwink:

Honestly I havent jerked off in over 3 years dude, is something wrong with me?

other than drunk

:gluglugg

Thank Madonna.

Now you're going to go blind and grow hair on your palm Kman! :Graucho

Oh wait! I heard the hair is already there! :1orglaugh

umm no, but i do have hair on my shaft...

wanna see?

hahah nice post number kmanrox!

Whoa.

That's it. No more herbs for me.

I just knew it was Satan's doings...

...well I'm off to do some handy dandy work.

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My girlfriend packs my bowl for me before I even get up.

;)

My dog likes to chew on his dick, is that considered masturbation?

wanna see?...

Umm welllll, lemme see if the magnifying glass works on the monitor. It might just enlarge the pixels instead of the picture Which would be a waste of time. :winkwink:

If I want to see dots and spots in front of my eyes, I can just bang my head into the wall. :1orglaugh

pussy

Jerking off is good for the lebido :thumbsup

It better not have been to one of my galleries you freeloading fuck.