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BoyAlley 06-30-2007 09:46 PM
Lawds Mercy! I got so sunburn yesterday my ears look like labia. Help Help!
 
I was volunteering at the Juvenile Diabetes golf outing yesterday.

I got to be the beer fag. I drove around in a golf cart all day handing out beer to all of the breeders that were taking part in the fundraiser. Breeders are so happy when you give them beer, very rewarding job.

Unfortunately, even though it was cloudy, my gay homosexual ass got burnt BAD.

CRIPE MIGHTY IT'S AWFUL!

I haven't been this red and itchy since that time I accidentally had anal sex in a poison ivy patch. Mercy.......

PS: Breeders look VERY hawt wearing their little golf outfits! I've decided I'm going to "go golfing" once a week and just rent a cart and drive around the course all day. Who says us fags aren't into sport?

Silly Guy 06-30-2007 09:49 PM
If I got to be teh beer fag ....I'd just get drunk in my golf cart

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12685741)
If I got to be teh beer fag ....I'd just get drunk in my golf cart
Beer is for breeders.

If it had been the cosmopolitan cart, I woulda been in troubles!

Silly Guy 06-30-2007 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12685744)
Beer is for breeders.

If it had been the cosmopolitan cart, I woulda been in troubles!
:1orglaugh they must have known you very well

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12685747)
:1orglaugh they must have known you very well

No but there were some breeders there that I wouldn't have minded getting to know a lot better. :winkwink:

I started handing out my number with the beers but no one has called me back yet. :Oh crap

tony286 06-30-2007 09:55 PM
sunblock is your friend.

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12685756)
sunblock is your friend.
I know I know. I have someone coming over later to put a "protein mask" on my face and make it all betters though........

Silly Guy 06-30-2007 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12685755)

No but there were some breeders there that I wouldn't have minded getting to know a lot better. :winkwink:

I started handing out my number with the beers but no one has called me back yet. :Oh crap
just give it some time, they are playing hard to get:winkwink:

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12685778)
just give it some time, they are playing hard to get:winkwink:
I know right? What breeder could resist my massive nose?

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 10:06 PM
Hrm. Maybe the fact that I look a lot like Barbara Streisand intimidates them?

Could be could be.......


http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/babs+boyalley.jpg

PS: That's a pre-sunburn picture of Teh BoyAlley. My ears look like labia now. :helpme

baddog 06-30-2007 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12685767)
I know I know. I have someone coming over later to put a "protein mask" on my face and make it all betters though........
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Silly Guy 06-30-2007 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12685782)
I know right? What breeder could resist my massive nose?
that nose must have lead to quite a few orgasms

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12685818)
that nose must have lead to quite a few orgasms
Teh prostate tickler........

After Shock Media 06-30-2007 10:59 PM
did you offer to clean anyones balls?
Your allowed to you know.

BoyAlley 06-30-2007 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12685897)
did you offer to clean anyones balls?
Your allowed to you know.
See, why the hell didn't you breeders tell me things like this before I went?

I'll have to remember that for next time.......

jennym 07-01-2007 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12685778)
just give it some time, they are playing hard to get:winkwink:
Either that or they are waiting for the wife to fall asleep. :upsidedow

BoyAlley 07-01-2007 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by jennym (Post 12686016)
Either that or they are waiting for the wife to fall asleep. :upsidedow
Oh you mean like "on the downlow" kind of thing? Tricky breeders.....


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