Dizamn, Oregon can kiss and lick my ass!!
 

Hmmm let's see just two days in Seattle and I had more fun than 6 years in Portland ,OR. I think I'll have my shitzu teleported up here. I don't care if I never go back to that evil place!! So toSEA-TAC T.S.B. gives a thumbs up and it curves to the left!!

Hollywood is where its at. :)

Hey TSB have aaron call me and ill hook you up with my little steroids lookin brother, he just moved to STL !

Hollywood is a cesspool dude. Watch out for that crack dealer on your corner.

Shitzu I'd have him contact ya but he's M.I.A. Saw Aarons' ass last night at a bar turned around and he was gone...fukin' guy didn't even tell his right hand man he was leaving. Sooo is this bro' of yours pretty wacky???? Is he down to do some wild crazy T.S.B. type shitzu? LOL:1orglaugh

I loved Portland. Really miss it. :(

unfortunately he is and would, he's a fucking psychopath

but he's in the Army, so try to keep him somewhat out of trouble

Ahhh yes good 'ol Hollyweird oops I meant Hollywood..hahahaha.
Depends on what side of Hollywood you're on. Been there before on a pussy hunt cause I heard there's lots of pussy there. Ya know how T.S.B. loves to play with kitty! ROTGLMAO:Graucho

Like you even can remember how you got home or the girly-girl you had in tow. Not sure about that man, think I need to have my couch fumigated after you had her on it.

Okay, but should he get wild and wooley it's not my fault, the devil made him do it...hahahaha :1orglaugh

Nooo waay HeadPimp, you mean it wasn't a dream???!! Dizamnnnn I thought my frunk ass oops drunk ass was just extra frunk oops drunk of my ass and was dreaming I brought pussy back...You mean I really did have pussy. Hey man sorry 'bout those creamy white stains on your couch. i dreamnt I was going in her mouth....damn frunk ass couldn't even shoot my load str8...where's Aaron when you need him...?hahahahaha:1orglaugh

Hmmm let's see the water's nasty, the ho's are full of shit, and most of all there is no night time city life just a bunch of underage beeotches running around like they all that. Oh I know what I did like about Portland,OR. the ski season is longer than most and ummmm ummmm oh yeah the green stuff that T.S.B. be smokin' is not baaaa aa aadd there!:1orglaugh

What? You need Aaron to play cum-catcher for you? Damn that is nasty. Yes you did bring that home. Good thing I booted it out the door when I woke up this morning and found it feeding its fat ass out of my fridge. Damn man, I like em big, but that was scary!

Oops my bad man, I thought the phat ass ho saw the dog bowl hahahaha oh well. But did I at least look like I was having a good time with the phat beeoootch?? Shit man yu should have jumped in...LOL:helpme

I don't have all my scuba gear on hand to be diving into that pool.

Well,gladyouall enjoyed your evening.... I had to um...leave the bar in a bit of a hurry. Sometimes you just have to follow your instinct and mine led me about an hour away from you.

Sorry for leaving you all hanging but from the sounds of it, you had it covered.

Your instinct? Is that what you call that stubby little thing you hide in your shorts? Well, I hope you and (for sake of keeping identities secret) Ms A. had a good time in her hot tub last night.

Never made it to the hottub. Get your mind out of the gutter. I slept on the couch....by myself..... :glugglug

HA!

Why am I dubious about that statement?