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Myst 06-29-2007 01:31 AM

Dry lips are driving me insane
 
The sides of my lips are pissing the fuck out of me. They are dry as fuck.. and are turning white. It hurts to open my mouth now.

Chapstick doesnt work, neither does vaseline, water, or (of course) licking. The top and bottom of my lips are fine, its just the ends.

Any ideas?

D 06-29-2007 01:44 AM

Hydrate often, and continuously. The root of your problem is probably not enough water. Short bursts of drinking might not do it.

Avoid licking them. That only dries them out.

Use Carmex. It works better than any of the products you listed, in my experience. Build a contiuous barrier. No reason you shouldn't have moist lips from regular carmex applications alone.

If problem continues, maybe it's eczema or something. See a doc.

Evil E 06-29-2007 01:50 AM

Not cool.. happens from time to time...

I'll show you the way when i'll be in Alberta... probably next winter

Donkey Punch 06-29-2007 02:46 AM

smoke and drink caffeinated beverages

that should help












not :)

Donkey Punch 06-29-2007 02:47 AM

oh yeah

quit sucking so much cock :)

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DаrkJedi 06-29-2007 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst (Post 12677392)
Any ideas?

suck less cock, you fag

madawgz 06-29-2007 02:54 AM

try to drink more water... could be the weather conditions too

PenetratinP 06-29-2007 05:17 AM

Aquaphor is a good product for that...

FuqALot 06-29-2007 05:23 AM

eat more fruits.

wdforty 06-29-2007 05:24 AM

I use Blistex it works well.

Spunky 06-29-2007 06:19 AM

So I guess no bj's from you?

LilBro 06-29-2007 06:23 AM

try Valtrex....

seriously though, you need to use a moisturizer not a balm or wax. If you use the chapstick brand make sure its the blue one that says chapstick MOISTURIZER. If its not a moisturizer it will only dry your lips out. For your condition make sure what u use has Vitamin E in it...

ADL_Nathan 06-29-2007 06:36 AM

Do you happen to take one of the non-drowsy antihistamines like Claritin?

viki 06-29-2007 06:47 AM

I get that when I eat pistachios or pineapple. Really annoying but it's worth it because I love pistachios. :)

LiveDose 06-29-2007 06:51 AM

Try Carmex, it works. There is also something called Rose Salve.

Both will help.

carol.prime 06-29-2007 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst (Post 12677392)
The sides of my lips are pissing the fuck out of me. They are dry as fuck.. and are turning white. It hurts to open my mouth now.

Chapstick doesnt work, neither does vaseline, water, or (of course) licking. The top and bottom of my lips are fine, its just the ends.

Any ideas?

i have the same problem with you myst..that's really fuck...thanks for making a thread..i got some ideas..:)

bobby666 06-29-2007 08:35 AM

give a blowjob ......

allamerican2003 06-29-2007 09:33 AM

1. Drink atleast 3-4 bottles of water a day
2. Go to the dentist and get a professional teeth and mouth cleaning. There is a a connection between a clean mouths and chapped lips.
3. Burts Bees Beeswax Lip Balm (yellow tube)
4. Take a multi-vitamin


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