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The Meaning Of Life....
I don't get it
please enlighten me... |
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Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. :winkwink: |
Chase the dollar and die...hopefully not young
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BE. Thats it.
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but I'm a skinny fuck |
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hopefully I don't die before I can put my dollars to use (I chase the euro btw) |
Cheesepie. That is all.
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Meaning?
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* Homer: God, what's the meaning of life?
* God: Homer, I can't tell you that. * Homer: Why not? * God: You'll find out when you die. * Homer: Oh, I can't wait that long. * God: You can't wait 6 months? * Homer: No, tell me now... * God: Oh, OK... The meaning of life is...[Theme music starts and the show ends. The creator's original idea was that a commercial would come after this scene and before the credits, thus having the commercial interrupt God's explanation to humorous effect] |
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hehe have not watched it in ages |
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:thumbsup :pimp For those needing some spam humor: http://www.funnyvideoarchive.com/fun...e-python-spam/ |
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fuck whores until you catch the aids and die.
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:thumbsup :pimp Thanks for the recommendation... |
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thats it ... the hardest things to find out are the ones that have been staring you in the face all along. Mine is this icon :smilie_we |
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To live each day is if it were your last, to appreciate each day and everything around as the wonder that it is, and assist others that you can because it just makes you feel much better. Remember to laugh as well and do not obsess with being happy all the time, if you constantly were than happiness would really have no meaning. Lastly let yourself be loved and love others.
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probably the best lesson of life is this video music and lyrics!!
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear Sunscreen https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_GyyvsHbM Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen… |
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The answer is right in front of us all....
From the big bang, to the formulation of galaxies and planets, to molecules combining together to create life.. Billions of years of evolution, all serve one purpose.. Behold http://media.popularmechanics.com/im...ize-010907.jpg :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
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Life has the meaning you want it to have... :2 cents: ! |
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wow this thread grew...some nice replies there
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when i was a kid i had all the action figures and watched all the episodes... |
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an empty question, with empty answers. enlightenment cannot be taught, or transmitted by word, no matter how hard you try. people can offer clues as to the path, but the path must be travelled first. the experience of life itself is the only meaning. to accept everything as an infinite possibility and rule no possible action or occurence as a worthless venture. go out into the world and live it day by day, learn something new every day, and eventually enlightenment will find you. the best way to find it in my opinion, is to not actively seek it at all...
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There is no meaning/purpose to life. You just live it the way you see fit....then you die :(
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bump.............
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life is what we make it:)
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