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Silly Guy 06-28-2007 09:56 PM

The Meaning Of Life....
 
I don't get it

please enlighten me...

nosey 06-28-2007 10:00 PM

http://blog.outer-court.com/files/co...-of-life/1.jpg

CosmicTang 06-28-2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12676841)
I don't get it

please enlighten me...

It's nothing very special really:

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

:winkwink:

Spunky 06-28-2007 10:08 PM

Chase the dollar and die...hopefully not young

[ Nate ] 06-28-2007 10:13 PM

BE. Thats it.

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12676858)
It's nothing very special really:

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

:winkwink:

I like that idea..that's how I roll anyways...except the eating fat part....
but I'm a skinny fuck

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 12676856)

very true actually:1orglaugh

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12676870)
Chase the dollar and die...hopefully not young


hopefully I don't die before I can put my dollars to use

(I chase the euro btw)

notabook 06-28-2007 10:34 PM

Cheesepie. That is all.

woj 06-28-2007 10:34 PM

http://www.goma.demon.co.uk/meaning/meeting.jpg

ztik 06-28-2007 10:35 PM

Meaning?

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12676886)
BE. Thats it.

and reproduce...etc?

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12676941)
Cheesepie. That is all.

....yummy?

woj 06-28-2007 10:44 PM

* Homer: God, what's the meaning of life?
* God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
* Homer: Why not?
* God: You'll find out when you die.
* Homer: Oh, I can't wait that long.
* God: You can't wait 6 months?
* Homer: No, tell me now...
* God: Oh, OK... The meaning of life is...[Theme music starts and the show ends. The creator's original idea was that a commercial would come after this scene and before the credits, thus having the commercial interrupt God's explanation to humorous effect]

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 12676969)
* Homer: God, what's the meaning of life?
* God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
* Homer: Why not?
* God: You'll find out when you die.
* Homer: Oh, I can't wait that long.
* God: You can't wait 6 months?
* Homer: No, tell me now...
* God: Oh, OK... The meaning of life is...[Theme music starts and the show ends. The creator's original idea was that a commercial would come after this scene and before the credits, thus having the commercial interrupt God's explanation to humorous effect]

:1orglaugh nice idea

CosmicTang 06-28-2007 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12676888)
I like that idea..that's how I roll anyways...except the eating fat part....
but I'm a skinny fuck

thanks, but I can't take credit. It's the meaning of life according to Monty Python.

Silly Guy 06-28-2007 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12676981)
thanks, but I can't take credit. It's the meaning of life according to Monty Python.

from the meaning of life?

hehe have not watched it in ages

zeruel 06-28-2007 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 12676969)
* Homer: God, what's the meaning of life?
* God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
* Homer: Why not?
* God: You'll find out when you die.
* Homer: Oh, I can't wait that long.
* God: You can't wait 6 months?
* Homer: No, tell me now...
* God: Oh, OK... The meaning of life is...[Theme music starts and the show ends. The creator's original idea was that a commercial would come after this scene and before the credits, thus having the commercial interrupt God's explanation to humorous effect]

hahah... nice one... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheJimmy 06-28-2007 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12676841)
I don't get it

please enlighten me...

The Art of Happiness - read it...by some M.D. dude and the Dhali Lama...one of the most interesting reads I've had in a while...trust me I'm one reading, geek, hippie, reading fool...this one ranks up there.

:thumbsup :pimp


For those needing some spam humor:
http://www.funnyvideoarchive.com/fun...e-python-spam/

zeruel 06-28-2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12676841)
I don't get it

please enlighten me...

try yahoo answer... :winkwink:

CosmicTang 06-28-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJimmy (Post 12677146)
The Art of Happiness - read it...by some M.D. dude and the Dhali Lama...one of the most interesting reads I've had in a while...trust me I'm one reading, geek, hippie, reading fool...this one ranks up there.

:thumbsup :pimp


For those needing some spam humor:
http://www.funnyvideoarchive.com/fun...e-python-spam/

if you dug that one, try "Autobiography of a Yogi" by Yogananda

Mr. Cool Ice 06-29-2007 12:15 AM

fuck whores until you catch the aids and die.

TheJimmy 06-29-2007 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12677179)
if you dug that one, try "Autobiography of a Yogi" by Yogananda

Sweet, I actually have it but haven't read it...cracking it open tonight.

:thumbsup :pimp

Thanks for the recommendation...

2012 06-29-2007 12:37 AM

why
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12676841)
I don't get it

please enlighten me...

the meaning that means something to you.

thats it ... the hardest things to find out are the ones that have been staring you in the face all along.

Mine is this icon :smilie_we

D 06-29-2007 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12676841)
I don't get it

please enlighten me...

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...er_to_Life.png

After Shock Media 06-29-2007 12:51 AM

To live each day is if it were your last, to appreciate each day and everything around as the wonder that it is, and assist others that you can because it just makes you feel much better. Remember to laugh as well and do not obsess with being happy all the time, if you constantly were than happiness would really have no meaning. Lastly let yourself be loved and love others.

TTiger 06-29-2007 01:02 AM

probably the best lesson of life is this video music and lyrics!!

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear Sunscreen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_GyyvsHbM



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

Bdiddy 06-29-2007 05:31 AM

to survive

irinasp 06-29-2007 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 12677229)
fuck whores until you catch the aids and die.

....very sad

[ Nate ] 06-29-2007 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 12677229)
fuck whores until you catch the aids and die.

lololololol:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

drjones 06-29-2007 09:13 AM

The answer is right in front of us all....

From the big bang, to the formulation of galaxies and planets, to molecules combining together to create life.. Billions of years of evolution, all serve one purpose..






































Behold
http://media.popularmechanics.com/im...ize-010907.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2007 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12677280)

:thumbsup :1orglaugh !

Life has the meaning you want it to have... :2 cents: !

JenniDahling 06-29-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 12676981)
thanks, but I can't take credit. It's the meaning of life according to Monty Python.

And don't forget: Every sperm is sacred!!!!

Silly Guy 06-30-2007 09:30 PM

wow this thread grew...some nice replies there

martinsc 06-30-2007 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 12676856)

damn, i miss these guys...
when i was a kid i had all the action figures and watched all the episodes...

budz 06-30-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TTiger (Post 12677340)
probably the best lesson of life is this video music and lyrics!!

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear Sunscreen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_GyyvsHbM



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience?I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you?ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can?t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked?.You?re not as fat as you
imagine. Don?t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don?t be reckless with other people?s hearts, don?t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don?t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you?re ahead, sometimes
you?re behind?the race is long, and in the end, it?s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don?t feel guilty if you don?t know what you want to do with your
life?the most interesting people I know didn?t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don?t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you?ll miss them when they?re gone. Maybe you?ll marry, maybe you won?t, maybe you?ll have children,maybe
you won?t, maybe you?ll divorce at 40, maybe you?ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary?what ever you do, don?t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either ? your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else?s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can?don?t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it?s the greatest instrument you?ll ever
own.. Dance?even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don?t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they?ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you?ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don?t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don?t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it?s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen?

Great Song :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 07-01-2007 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TTiger (Post 12677340)
probably the best lesson of life is this video music and lyrics!!

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear Sunscreen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_GyyvsHbM



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience?I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you?ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can?t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked?.You?re not as fat as you
imagine. Don?t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don?t be reckless with other people?s hearts, don?t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don?t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you?re ahead, sometimes
you?re behind?the race is long, and in the end, it?s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don?t feel guilty if you don?t know what you want to do with your
life?the most interesting people I know didn?t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don?t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you?ll miss them when they?re gone. Maybe you?ll marry, maybe you won?t, maybe you?ll have children,maybe
you won?t, maybe you?ll divorce at 40, maybe you?ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary?what ever you do, don?t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either ? your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else?s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can?don?t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it?s the greatest instrument you?ll ever
own.. Dance?even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don?t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they?ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you?ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don?t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don?t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it?s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen?

:glugglug

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 07-01-2007 02:56 AM

an empty question, with empty answers. enlightenment cannot be taught, or transmitted by word, no matter how hard you try. people can offer clues as to the path, but the path must be travelled first. the experience of life itself is the only meaning. to accept everything as an infinite possibility and rule no possible action or occurence as a worthless venture. go out into the world and live it day by day, learn something new every day, and eventually enlightenment will find you. the best way to find it in my opinion, is to not actively seek it at all...

SexualDragon 07-01-2007 06:32 AM

There is no meaning/purpose to life. You just live it the way you see fit....then you die :(

polish_aristocrat 07-07-2007 12:54 PM

bump.............

Silly Guy 07-08-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12718688)
bump.............

you really seem to be looking for some deep answers these days...

CuriousToyBoy 07-08-2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 12676856)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

shekinah 07-08-2007 07:40 PM

life is what we make it:)


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