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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 08:15 PM

Would you like to know how to get high Google PR in matter of days?
 
I have a trick up my sleeve. Real SEO tune up for new webmasters and some old too.

Respect,
Samir

Mr Pheer 06-27-2007 08:17 PM

ok... so whats the trick

fris 06-27-2007 08:17 PM

only if google PR updated in a matter of days

Tempest 06-27-2007 08:18 PM

Spill the beans o wise one..

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 09:10 PM

According to my insider information next update will be in 2 weeks. Here’s what you do..
PS: Thank me later ….

To do list:

1. Buy a domain.
2. 301 Redirect the domain either in you .htaccess, PHP header (anything server side) to a page with the desired page rank. It’s better to redirect to something relevant. For example, if you are doing a mortgage site, redirect to a mortgage site.
for php the code is:

<?php
header(”HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently”);
header(”location:http://www.ha-ha.com”);
exit;
?>

3. Link to the page with the redirect from another of your sites that gets regularly spidered by Google. Since you use the Alexa Toolbar, you should have several sites that are spidered daily by google.

4. Wait for google update. Google Updates happen about every three months.

5. Now you use cloaking software that says:

<?php
if(ip is in list) (list of google IPs){
header(”HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently”);
header(”location:http://www.ha-ha.com”);
exit;}
else
{
header(’Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1′);
//Show your site
};
?>

fluffygrrl 06-27-2007 09:29 PM

And how's this a trick for the love of all that is holy, this has been around for about as long as pagerank.

O, and the round squishy things ? They're tomatoes. Just so you know.

Vick! 06-27-2007 09:33 PM

Are you really an idiot or pretending to be one?

:321GFY

fluffygrrl 06-27-2007 09:36 PM

o, by the way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by samirtass
Warning: main(st/st_counter.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /usr/local/psa/home/vhosts/xxxsamir.org/httpdocs/index.php on line 6

Warning: main(st/st_counter.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /usr/local/psa/home/vhosts/xxxsamir.org/httpdocs/index.php on line 6

Warning: main(): Failed opening 'st/st_counter.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/psa/apache/lib/php') in /usr/local/psa/home/vhosts/xxxsamir.org/httpdocs/index.php on line 6

from xxxsamir.org/index.php

newb.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 10:24 PM

Ok, so you are a digger. Congratulations. You found page where I was testing thumbnail rotator and later deleted directory. Wow, wow, wow!
Are you still gelous because I proved you that the check from google was the real thing? How about we make a bet, next check I get I post your mug with it, given you provide me with one. Lets say 1K. lets do it, tart.

Slap Dot 06-27-2007 10:27 PM

You may get banned doing this too.

Moron.

rowan 06-27-2007 10:41 PM

This trick is 2 years old.

Seriously.

http://seoblackhat.com/2005/07/26/ho...y-pr-you-want/

DaddyHalbucks 06-27-2007 10:41 PM

Yea, it's probably something that would get you blacklisted.

fluffygrrl 06-27-2007 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12670497)
Ok, so you are a digger. Congratulations. You found page where I was testing thumbnail rotator and later deleted directory.

i didn't "found page" dumbnuts. it's your freakin index.php.

i could sell you some clues, but i don't take photochopped cheques. so get a job and get back to me.

bobby666 06-28-2007 12:19 AM

that seems not to be fair

d-null 06-28-2007 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12670211)
3. Link to the page with the redirect from another of your sites that gets regularly spidered by Google. Since you use the Alexa Toolbar, you should have several sites that are spidered daily by google.

Can you explain what the alexa toolbar has to do with having several sites spidered daily by google??

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-28-2007 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 12670610)
i didn't "found page" dumbnuts. it's your freakin index.php.

i could sell you some clues, but i don't take photochopped cheques. so get a job and get back to me.

You know it wasn?t photoshop, otherwise you would have tried to chop the original scan, but you didn?t. You did piss poor job with original image I posted, but when I did post the real size version of my google check you left the building.

PS: My domain defaults to index.html moron.

fluffygrrl 06-28-2007 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jetjet (Post 12671076)
Can you explain what the alexa toolbar has to do with having several sites spidered daily by google??

I'll take that for 500. It's a copy/paste from an old (cca 2005) widely circulated file, somebody linked to it above. Script kiddies rarely bother reading through what they copy paste, so funny stuff makes it through.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12671083)
You did piss poor job with original image I posted, but when I did post the real size version of my google check you left the building.

My dear deluded fellow. The check i posted is not in any way related to the one you posted. Not even seen each other. Then again, yours never saw google, either, so it comes as no surprise.

Quote:

PS: My domain defaults to index.html moron.
That'd have no bearing, now would it. O no, wait. What's with the collection of ugly women in unflattering poses ?

ROFLMAO.

Violetta 06-28-2007 03:44 AM

gooooood luck hehe...

Marshal 06-28-2007 04:20 AM

You would get black listed, because you never know which bots Google uses except GoogleBot. What about RSS feeds? I can't remember bot's name, but it will definitely crawl your site. So, info from different bots not matching - result: IP, nameserver and domain banned. Go for it! :)

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-28-2007 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 12671258)
I'll take that for 500. It's a copy/paste from an old (cca 2005) widely circulated file, somebody linked to it above. Script kiddies rarely bother reading through what they copy paste, so funny stuff makes it through.



My dear deluded fellow. The check i posted is not in any way related to the one you posted. Not even seen each other. Then again, yours never saw google, either, so it comes as no surprise.



That'd have no bearing, now would it. O no, wait. What's with the collection of ugly women in unflattering poses ?

ROFLMAO.

My check was real and yours obviously fake. I bet you have not seen a dime from that shitty site of yours. Pure case of jealousy. Carry on sucker.

haig 06-28-2007 08:07 AM

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

fuck you and your outdated seo tricks.

you are so fucking stupid how will you load 11k bot ips to php each time a

surfer visit your page.

great shit

samir are you arab ?

fuck your fake check stupid fool.

google uses other unknown ips too.

stupid moron .

you cant be a black hat but can be a black goat shit.

http://www.perfect-shit.com/shit.jpg

TheDoc 06-28-2007 08:08 AM

aye, people have been doing this for years and years and years, to help give reason for trades, but it has no benefit to the site at all. Its why you should check domains rather than trust the pr.

Phil 06-28-2007 08:15 AM

hahahahaha Whats the point if the site is not indexed?

tranza 06-28-2007 08:26 AM

Just passing by....

myboringlife 06-28-2007 08:27 AM

gelous
hehe

MarkMan 06-28-2007 09:31 AM

this is a stupid trick, it doesn't change anything expect the PR seen on the Google Tool bar , that doesn't do anything

point of the Real PR is the get you Better Placement and Voting Power with Google.. not to have a nice number on the tool bar.

Plus this is a horrible idea, Google will surly banned your ass, they got tricks up their ass ..you can;t imagine

clocking has been used for years.. if Google fail for that crap.. the index would have been as bad as the altavista one used to be :)

fluffygrrl 06-28-2007 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12671578)
gooooood luck hehe...

Dudes stop picking on Samir. He's made millions from gaming google. Plus, he knows how to invest wisely.

For instance, he bought actual honest to god toilet paper (the sort that comes on a roll too!) for his outhouse this month.

And he's been oogling a set of 2nd hand toothpicks his local thriftshop has on display. Course, he thinks they're for scrubbing the dirt from under his fingernails, but hey. Everybody has to start somewhere.

Subtle 06-28-2007 03:10 PM

Any reviews over this??

Chio 06-28-2007 03:12 PM

I can get a site to pr5 from 0 in one update without tricks. It stays pr5 too. :upsidedow

VicD 06-28-2007 03:43 PM

No, i don't wanna know, fuck pr...

rowan 06-28-2007 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio (Post 12675060)
I can get a site to pr5 from 0 in one update without tricks. It stays pr5 too. :upsidedow

Yeah, I have a little network of established mainstream sites, adding a new one and linking to it usually brings it straight up to PR5 or PR4 by the next update. :)

This "trick" when it did work was only good for fraud - duping a buyer or trade into thinking the value of the domain was higher.

Chio 06-28-2007 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 12675244)
Yeah, I have a little network of established mainstream sites, adding a new one and linking to it usually brings it straight up to PR5 or PR4 by the next update. :)
....

Yup. Works like a charm. The key to keeping the pr is to make sure the sites are relevant yadayada.


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