Good fucking dog.
 

It was classic.

We went to the dog park, and as usual, as soon as get in the gated area Buddy finds himself swarmed by several dogs that want to play. He picks a cute bitch by the name of Ginger.

They are playing around when my loan broker calls.

I notice Buddy has decided to dry hump Ginger for a bit, but she isn't having any of it. Buddy is the persistant type though and tries to convince her that it is okay, he will be gentle.

Ginger's owner is cool with it, she knows that Ginger isn't a slut and if she isn't interested, she will let Buddy know. The owner's boyfriend isn't as smart.

I notice him swat Buddy twice. I end my phone call and start to approach him when I notice Buddy come up to him from behind, lift his leg, and pee all over the guy's bare leg, running down into his sock.

"That's what you get for hitting my dog."

He just took the walk of shame to the water fountain where he could rinse his leg off.

Itr was funny watching him the rest of the day. He always kept one eye on Buddy, and spent most of his time perched up on the back of a park bench . . . . out of range.

oh that is hilarious.
good for buddy!
you should have smacked that guy.

good job buddy:1orglaugh


you have a chat with that guy afterwards?

My chat consisted of, "That's what you get for hitting my dog."

I think he got the message.

lmao @ thread title

Priceless.

But tell me you weren't tempted to thump that idiot.

note to baddog...take a cam next time you have buddy piss on someone...please

Oh, I was, and I watched him the rest of the time we were there. But his g/f laughing at him probably hurt as much as anything I could do without getting arrested.

I wish I could train him to do it on command.

Nice one. :-)

Was she decent looking?

The next step is to nail his girlfriend.

he's still young and willing to learn I guess

Is buddy neutered?

A little skinny and young for my taste. Plus I told my daughter I would stick to girls older than her . . . at least until she turns 25.

Not yet . . . hopefully when I get back from Vegas I will have enough time at home to getter done.

LOL! that would have been great captured on video!:1orglaugh

It's a really good idea, especially for male dogs that go out to dog parks. The reason is an unaltered male will quickly become a target for every other male dog around. Especially as it gets older. :2 cents:

The story's pretty funny though, what kind of shlep gets peed on then takes the walk of shame. How do you twist that story in to a win when your friends find out? :)

If it's for revenge purposes I bet she'd understand. :D

"Uh, dad, isn't she a bit young for you? You told me you wouldn't date girls my age"

"Her boyfriend hit our dog, this is payback"

"Oh, okay then, go for it"


:pimp

Yeah, I know, and to be honest, he already is a target . . . but he loves the attention.

And I know his g/f is not going to be able to keep that story to herself. She was laughing uncontrollably.

haha thats funny

If she was hot I would make an exception, but she was more of an "any port in a storm" type to me.

thats too funny and the balls to hit someone else's dog.

Yeah, if she was smoking hot then the revenge factor would go way up.


Ah well, keep rewarding that dog of yours with a nice piece of bacon or something whenvever he whizzes on an idiot's leg. And start carrying a vidcam. :D

People there are nuts. Main reason why I don't go there on weekends is due to the people that only take their dogs out a couple times a month.

He did seem rather pleased with himself.