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pr0 06-27-2007 11:21 AM

funniest fucking icq from a turkish dialer pimp
 
A little lunch time amusement for you guys....courtesy of a 5min convo with a suave turk :1orglaugh


turkish dialer pimp: hey guy.. U blackhat?

pr0: naa, i'm a red beard, nice 2 meet ya

turkish dialer pimp: i have dialer i offer to select people

pr0: so are you from turkey or the ukraine?

turkish dialer pimp: turkey

pr0: how did i guess! sorry i don't typically do business with that country

turkish dialer pimp: i offer daily payout

pr0: really, just out of curiosity how do you pay out daily, via which method?

turkish dialer pimp: western union, from latvia

pr0: i dunno how shit works over there...but over here if your picking up western unions daily from latvia, they probably tag you as a gun runner/dope dealer :1orglaugh

turkish dialer pimp: then we do wire

pr0: same thing dude, are you not listening?

turkish dialer pimp: then u must get offshore account

pr0: na, i'm perfectly fine paying my tax's so we can keep our outdated 1980's 20megaton thermonuclear warheads pointed in your general direction

turkish dialer pimp: u are american?

pr0: how'd you guess :pimp

lbc213 06-27-2007 11:32 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

needlive 06-27-2007 11:36 AM

That's tough :)

munki 06-27-2007 11:36 AM

noiceee....

polle54 06-27-2007 11:38 AM

hehe nice entertainment for sure :)

dissipate 06-27-2007 11:40 AM

i knew i loved you for some reason

WebairGerard 06-27-2007 11:42 AM

omg too funny

haig 06-27-2007 11:43 AM

yes thats why you get $50 from a signup
and we get 500$ continue your good job
we need you fool americans
thx

candyflip 06-27-2007 11:43 AM

Bora still around?

_Richard_ 06-27-2007 11:45 AM

hahaa.. great punchline

rapmaster 06-27-2007 11:46 AM

haha hilarious...

pr0 06-27-2007 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12667749)
yes thats why you get $50 from a signup
and we get 500$ continue your good job
we need you fool americans
thx

I have no problem with europeans, in fact.....I'M JEALOUS

Your open attitude towards sex, your nationalized health care, your sense of national pride (thats not overzealous). I can turn on the t.v. & actually see a titty on a regular channel.

I love Europe! All of it! Even the russians.....best programmers i know.

I just don't like turkey.....so fucking sue me.

gimo33 06-27-2007 11:47 AM

lol......

CosmicTang 06-27-2007 11:47 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

luv$ 06-27-2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12667661)
turkish dialer pimp: then u must get offshore account

pr0: na, i'm perfectly fine paying my tax's so we can keep our outdated 1980's 20megaton thermonuclear warheads pointed in your general direction

turkish dialer pimp: u are american?

pr0: how'd you guess :pimp

:1orglaugh

That was classic

haig 06-27-2007 11:49 AM

yes turkish people hate from you too

the alchemist 06-27-2007 11:50 AM

Hahaha nice reply :1orglaugh

pr0 06-27-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12667780)
yes turkish people hate from you too

o fuck i better watch my back....I've got all 3 ds-3 lines in turkey pointed at me

haig 06-27-2007 11:51 AM

your soldiers are so scared that they kill themselves when they see an arab with gun in ıraq

Phil 06-27-2007 11:53 AM

what did he just say? english please..
































Who has picture of samuel jackson handy?

haig 06-27-2007 11:54 AM

pr0 are you greek or armenian

inabon 06-27-2007 11:54 AM

LOL that was fun

Phil 06-27-2007 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12667786)
o fuck i better watch my back....I've got all 3 ds-3 lines in turkey pointed at me

stopit dude, you're killing me..

haig 06-27-2007 11:55 AM

i love americans but only when they suck my cock

inabon 06-27-2007 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 12667791)
what did he just say? english please..
































Who has picture of samuel jackson handy?


http://www.wayiplay.com/images/samuel_jackson.jpg

ztik 06-27-2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12667752)
Bora still around?

I havn't talked to Bora forever

JD 06-27-2007 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12667809)
i love americans but only when they suck my cock


so you're admitting that you're an ass pirate?

TampaToker 06-27-2007 12:20 PM

lol that was good

tranza 06-27-2007 12:20 PM

Lol, was that guy for real???

haig 06-27-2007 12:20 PM

no spermy if you send me your daughter and mother i will prove you it

haig 06-27-2007 12:23 PM

your all womens are whore.
i m sure you ll be next thailand when you lose your economic power in the future
spoiled faggots

haig 06-27-2007 12:31 PM

yep i dont only call your mothers also your all womens
come on all world hate from you
you wont be able continue to have a fat ass anymore.
americas end is coming
fuck you all

JamesK2 06-27-2007 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668028)
yep i dont only call your mothers also your all womens
come on all world hate from you
you wont be able continue to have a fat ass anymore.
americas end is coming
fuck you all

Mate as a turk I'm kindly asking you to shut up. You're embarrassing us :thumbsup

haig 06-27-2007 12:35 PM

sen ne biçim turksun
pkk yı destekleyen bu serefsizlere yaranacana iki çift laf söle
kökenini merak ediyorum senin nikin bile yabancı

haig 06-27-2007 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668061)
sen ne biçim turksun
pkk yı destekleyen bu serefsizlere yaranacana iki çift laf söle
kökenini merak ediyorum senin nikin bile yabancı

gayri turkler turk sayılmaz

CE_Chris 06-27-2007 12:38 PM

nice....

Violetta 06-27-2007 12:38 PM

haha... great guy!

sniperwolf 06-27-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12667661)
A little lunch time amusement for you guys....courtesy of a 5min convo with a suave turk :1orglaugh


turkish dialer pimp: hey guy.. U blackhat?

pr0: naa, i'm a red beard, nice 2 meet ya

turkish dialer pimp: i have dialer i offer to select people

pr0: so are you from turkey or the ukraine?

turkish dialer pimp: turkey

pr0: how did i guess! sorry i don't typically do business with that country

turkish dialer pimp: i offer daily payout

pr0: really, just out of curiosity how do you pay out daily, via which method?

turkish dialer pimp: western union, from latvia

pr0: i dunno how shit works over there...but over here if your picking up western unions daily from latvia, they probably tag you as a gun runner/dope dealer :1orglaugh

turkish dialer pimp: then we do wire

pr0: same thing dude, are you not listening?

turkish dialer pimp: then u must get offshore account

pr0: na, i'm perfectly fine paying my tax's so we can keep our outdated 1980's 20megaton thermonuclear warheads pointed in your general direction

turkish dialer pimp: u are american?

pr0: how'd you guess :pimp


that was funny :upsidedow....:thumbsup

haig 06-27-2007 12:47 PM

take a look at your future
http://www.acikistihbarat.com/Resiml...307-ozantt.gif

haig 06-27-2007 12:56 PM

you are a a parasite growing with bloods of innocent people.

HomerSimpson 06-27-2007 01:01 PM

hilarious...

frank7799 06-27-2007 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668125)

1683 the Turks besieged Vienna, today they besiege WalMart...

haig 06-27-2007 01:32 PM

wallmart doesnt have markets in turkey
we will besiege greece first kill all greeks then armenia.
i will kill 10000 armenian for each turk they killed in the past.
then all europe and america.
your end is coming.
i hope laden doesnt fire your ass before us.
you will miss hitler and pray for him to come back.
you saved your priceless as from hitler easily .
this time it wont be so easy

ServerGenius 06-27-2007 01:39 PM

hmm I love the smell of napalm in the morning

frank7799 06-27-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668377)
wallmart doesnt have markets in turkey

Neither is Vienna located in Turkey.

haig 06-27-2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 12668399)
hmm I love the smell of napalm in the morning

sure mate
thats why you still cant control ıraq.
fingering around like chickens and hunted by poor iraquans.
technology is not still yet enough to win a war.
search for our history in google you will see our triumphs.
especially look independence war how we fucked priceless greeks.
lookup canakkale war

Project-Shadow 06-27-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12667766)
I have no problem with europeans, in fact.....I'M JEALOUS

Your open attitude towards sex, your nationalized health care, your sense of national pride (thats not overzealous). I can turn on the t.v. & actually see a titty on a regular channel.

I love Europe! All of it! Even the russians.....best programmers i know.

I just don't like turkey.....so fucking sue me.

I cringed when I saw that.. please don't ever refer to Turkey as European again.. K tnx kisses bye.

haig 06-27-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow (Post 12668502)
I cringed when I saw that.. please don't ever refer to Turkey as European again.. K tnx kisses bye.

turkey is neither in europe or nor we are europeans.

stop fucking europe shit

% 96 of turkish people dont want to join european union.

i cant understant these fucking europeans .
we fucked them for about 500 years and their womans still come here to be fucked by our mans.

man please dont send your shitty whore womans to my country.
they dont have any kind of honor.
all they think is their shitty vagina.
fuck off go to thaialnd get hiv and die.
dont come to my country fucking whore europeans.

tenderobject 06-27-2007 02:15 PM

i love chicken than turkey lol

ServerGenius 06-27-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668441)
sure mate
thats why you still cant control ıraq.
fingering around like chickens and hunted by poor iraquans.
technology is not still yet enough to win a war.
search for our history in google you will see our triumphs.
especially look independence war how we fucked priceless greeks.
lookup canakkale war

tilt your head slightly to the left look in the left column at my reply.....
look for Location: AMSTERDAM


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