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SykkBoy 06-27-2007 10:35 AM

Naturophathic medicine...anyone else giving it a try?
 
With me taking my health much more seriously these days and this new girlfriend who's into the whole natural healthcare deal, I've been seeing a naturopathic doctor and so far, I'm enjoying the results.

At first i dismissed it as some type of voodoo, even referring to this doctor as a witch doctor, but in the short time I've been seeing her and trying a new natural program, I'm feeling better than I've felt in a log time. My stress and anxiety have been reduced and I just feel overall happier and healthier.

Is anyone else trying this? What results are you seeing? I'm enjoying the short term, but wondering about the long term...

escorpio 06-27-2007 10:39 AM

Fucking hippy.

ajrocks 06-27-2007 10:49 AM

I use Vodka is cures everything.

SykkBoy 06-27-2007 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 12667448)
Fucking hippy.

I'm a bad hippy...I typoed Naturopathic in the thread title...

Harley Girl 06-27-2007 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 12667415)
With me taking my health much more seriously these days and this new girlfriend who's into the whole natural healthcare deal, I've been seeing a naturopathic doctor and so far, I'm enjoying the results.

At first i dismissed it as some type of voodoo, even referring to this doctor as a witch doctor, but in the short time I've been seeing her and trying a new natural program, I'm feeling better than I've felt in a log time. My stress and anxiety have been reduced and I just feel overall happier and healthier.

Is anyone else trying this? What results are you seeing? I'm enjoying the short term, but wondering about the long term...

Good for you trying something new! I've heard both mixed feelings on the naturopathic lifestyle. I'm neither for nor against it, but unfortunately this week our neighboor across the way was picked up by Ambulance in the early morning hours. She suffered from a collasped colon, she had been seeing a "naturpathic type of doctor" for the past couple of years and somehow through this type of practice her husband told us her condition was overlooked. She went in for surgery this morning, but we've yet to hear how it went.

I'm sure this is just a very rare case and that it could happen with any sort of doctor, but i think in some instances it would still be wise to be check by a health care professional in a modern office with the old fashion tests and checkups at least once or twice a year!

Good luck to you! :)

SykkBoy 06-27-2007 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Harley Girl (Post 12667540)
Good for you trying something new! I've heard both mixed feelings on the naturopathic lifestyle. I'm neither for nor against it, but unfortunately this week our neighboor across the way was picked up by Ambulance in the early morning hours. She suffered from a collasped colon, she had been seeing a "naturpathic type of doctor" for the past couple of years and somehow through this type of practice her husband told us her condition was overlooked. She went in for surgery this morning, but we've yet to hear how it went.

I'm sure this is just a very rare case and that it could happen with any sort of doctor, but i think in some instances it would still be wise to be check by a health care professional in a modern office with the old fashion tests and checkups at least once or twice a year!

Good luck to you! :)

Yeah, I'm not 100% committed to it yet, but I'm enjoying the results so far...
I'm not into the whole cleansing thing as I've heard horror stories too, although I'm willing to try something new and just proceed with a healthy dose of caution...

LadyMischief 06-27-2007 11:06 AM

I tend to go the naturopathic route more often than not.. I build a tolerance extremely quickly to chemicals. My body seems to respond incredibly well to source ingredients. Most often times they are cheaper, definitely healthier, etc. Definitely a good way to go. I would never trust ANY one medical profesional with a serious issue though, be him regular MD OR Naturopath, I always ask for a second opinion.

cj_purve 06-27-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harley Girl (Post 12667540)
Good for you trying something new! I've heard both mixed feelings on the naturopathic lifestyle. I'm neither for nor against it, but unfortunately this week our neighboor across the way was picked up by Ambulance in the early morning hours. She suffered from a collasped colon, she had been seeing a "naturpathic type of doctor" for the past couple of years and somehow through this type of practice her husband told us her condition was overlooked. She went in for surgery this morning, but we've yet to hear how it went.

I'm sure this is just a very rare case and that it could happen with any sort of doctor, but i think in some instances it would still be wise to be check by a health care professional in a modern office with the old fashion tests and checkups at least once or twice a year!

Good luck to you! :)


These type of mistakes happen all the time in the regular health industry ... we all know stories of people on the wrong medication, people treated for wrong conditions, diseases overlooked etc. And yet we all still go to a doctor when we want a symptom to go away ... I find at least natural medicine tries to find the cause of the problem.

Its like anything, you have to find the right specialist for you. I've been lucky with mine & I consider him to be part psychic, part magician.

A collapsed colon is pretty damn serious ... if *any* specialist didn't immediately send her to hospital when she first showed those symptoms that's pretty poor form.

I don't think its the naturopath's fault she has an untreated collapsed colon ... i'm interested to hear how she goes. She's in for a very serious operation and a lot of discomfort & pain. Poor old duck :(

escorpio 06-27-2007 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 12667511)
I'm a bad hippy...I typoed Naturopathic in the thread title...

I shouldn't have called you a fucking hippy. Crazy hippy would have been more appropriate. My apologies. :upsidedow

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SykkBoy 06-27-2007 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 12669550)
I shouldn't have called you a fucking hippy. Crazy hippy would have been more appropriate. My apologies. :upsidedow

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Nysus 06-27-2007 07:44 PM

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