My new roommate is fuckin clueless
 

When it comes to the internet and computers:

- he asked me if he could e-mail a website by writing to www.website.com

- he surfs porn, next thing i know he's asking for help to close down the 50 or so new IE windows.

- I already found 2 dialers installed on my computer. He rebooted cuz he couldn't get out of the circle jerk and was clicking everywhere to make it stop.

What should i do?:feels-hot

get him drunk, bust out the camera and have a couple of leather boys soap him up and pull a train on him.... do post the results here please.

Buy him a computer....or if you have an old laying around give it to him and tell him to enroll in a class at the local JC

Don't let him touch shit.

I've taught a few people and I've stopped doing it because it only drives you insane.

actually the guy looks pretty good and has his way with the ladies. He'd be my man to recruit those bitches if i ever need to shoot some content.

marty is right

marty....gave you some very good advice....

Well Im amazed at how many people here answer their own question. Hook him up and yourself along with it.:2 cents:

yeah i know i don't really care i think i'm gonna make him a new user so he can't do shit that's gonna hurt my computer. Set the firewall to max security and let him surf the only 2 sites he'll be able to see.

Personally, I dont like to have anyone touch my boxes, and do exactly the same as yoru roomie there.

Seems that when people come over and see a buncha boxes there, that they can jump behind em and go for a surf, end result, something gets jacked on ya, (its always that one thing that you havent backed up yet, )

So, one computer per person please. Give him an old 286 to play with.

Well i can't film or take pictures for shit i have no experience. Then i need money to pay the bitches as i never carry crack, coke or weed on me. Right now i'm fuckin broke so...
Anyway, i bet he could get some fuckin hot chicks to pose for us... i'll need to talk to him about it.

get him to join some paysites
at least you can get a few bucks out of it

Yeah, in our house there is only one rule regarding my computers - don't touch the fucking things! I have everything set up perfect and nice and lean and mean and I don't want fucking Martha Stewart bookmarks or Gator on my shit.

I gave my wife an old 366 for her crap. It works good enough for her light web surfing and it keeps my system from being fucked up.

if he's cute ill give him $100/hour to get naked & wack off. $125 to jerk with a (male) friend and $150 to fuck the friend :)

then youd have some cash to recruit ho's

You're sitting on a gold mine...here is a newbie surfer, you should be watching and LEARNING....observe what he does, how he reacts to YOUR sites....perfect market research ;)

RMAOLOL!!!!!!!

tell him to stick to sleazydream, all the free porn he needs without the popup crap

sell him porn

windows xp is useful for situations like yours.

You can switch between multiple desktops...it's not perfect but it's better than the situation u outlined at the top of the thread.

I've found it useful.... I've have my work computer with all its porn and my kids have their own desktop and never do the two meet

Make a real snuff movie with him as main character :1orglaugh

good advice

Why the heck are you stuckin your dorm surfing the net for porn?

Got into an all male university, no babes where you are?

Get out there and circulate.

So, that's how you think we content providers get models? Not hardly.

or...
you could allways get him a job with microsoft, on the support lines...
no.
i see a snag...
hes overqualified...

lay xx
:)

Same thing happened with my girlfriend's father. She just sent him to my cleanest tgp, gave him instructions and all the problems were gone.

very good advice thanks :thumbsup

Dildozer
You should piss on the PC so that it stinks and he doesnt use it.

If he is as dumb as you say he is.. It's simple. Remove all icons from your desktop, and just minimise the task bar. Chances are, he won't have a clue how to get it back.

change your passwords and smack him with a shovel next time he touches your computer:thumbsup

:1orglaugh