Global Warning is Liberal Propaganda! Wait for the Green Tax!
 

How much money has Al Gore made on his "The world is fucking ending so give me all your fucking money to help end it" crusade? It has been debunked by numerous scientific organizations but yet some weak minded dipshits decide to still believe in it.

Look at the size of Al Gore's house and how it uses 50x more energy than a regular middle class home does. Look at how he travels...a private fucking jet. He's a fucking hypocrite and is using people's fear as a way to monopolize on some big money!

If you do anything or give any money to help save the miserable "Ozone Layer" or any of that liberal green bullshit then I see a huge comet coming right for us and I just built a sling shot that can save us. I just need $30B in funds to build it. :helpme

go breathe in deep from the air in the city around you


inhale and enjoy

Whats Global Warning?

It's the bastard brother of Global Warming.

Global Warming? Pffft... Global Cooling is where it's at now. Well, that is, that's what it is again. It was hip during the 70's, then faded out of style. Then Global Warming in the 90's and early to mid 00's. And now it's Global Cooling again. Yatta bars!

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What?

Al Gore signed up for Fuckinhorny.com, and you should too!
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