I just came with my no hands technique..
 

watching shakira do her belly shaking technique I just blew one clear across the room. The sound of the splat scared the shit out of me and woke up my poor iguana


It can happen..beware..

As long as you didn't give the Iguana a facial, he'll be aight !

poor Poncho was scared shitless.Sometimes I swear he hangs from some of the craziest places in here. Once I found him hanging in my closet trying to fuck up my clothes. I think he wants some company...maybe I should let him play with the snakes...

she has a nice ass

everything on that woman is nice.I bet she gives some outstanding head...she looks like she has some great fuck faces

I'm sure Mr. Iguana would like her, too. :Graucho

Who's Shakira?

Hey, there's a domain name in the making for ya...www.superspooge.com. :thumbsup

I have an iguana too. You're a sick bastard to jerk the weasel in front of him/it/her though!

How old is your iggy anyway?

She's a fucking midget though -- barely 5' tall.

poncho is 2 going on 22....the sick fuck has a serious weed fetish...and I didnt jerk near him I didnt even cock the barrel

i wish i can fuck her

Make sure you have cleaned the room.

my walls are now permanently stained with my love juice for her..and ironically its starting to resemble her silhouette