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UniversalPassLorence 06-20-2007 12:33 PM

New California Laws effective 7/1/07
 
1. Carpool lane - 1st time $1068.50 starting 7/1/07 (The $271 posted
on the highway is old). Don't do it again because 2nd time is going to be
double. 3rd time triple, and 4th time license suspended.

2. Incorrect lane change - $380. Don't cross the lane on solid lines or intersections.

3. Block intersection - $485

4. Driving on the shoulder - $450

5. Cell phone use in the construction zone. - Double fine as of 07/01/07.
Cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving.

6. Passengers over 18 not in their seatbelts - both passengers and drivers get tickets

7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit.

8. DUI = JAIL (Stays on your driving record for 10 years!)

9. As of 07/01/07 cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving.
Ticket is $285. They will be looking for this like crazy - easy money for police department.

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8 is the one that scared me the most. I am not going to drive and drink. Lots of us have done it, but it is not a smart choice. I will let my wife take over from now on eventhough I drive better drunk than her sober :)

NaughtyAmerica 06-20-2007 12:37 PM

Where did you get all of this information? Can you post a link from the source.

Thank you

baddog 06-20-2007 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyAmerica (Post 12631261)
Where did you get all of this information? Can you post a link from the source.

Thank you

yeah, I would like to see that too

Shoehorn! 06-20-2007 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence (Post 12631233)
3. Block intersection - $485

Thats a good one, I get so pissed off when people do that.

Rhesus 06-20-2007 12:42 PM

8 = good.

It's unforgivable if others are hurt, or even jeopardised because of your stupidity

UniversalPassLorence 06-20-2007 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAmerica (Post 12631261)
Where did you get all of this information? Can you post a link from the source.

Thank you

This is one of the links

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar..._laws_2007.htm

Redmanthatcould 06-20-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence (Post 12631307)

Hmm...any more credible sources? Something with a ".gov" at the end, preferably.

Quote:

Description: Email hoax

tranza 06-20-2007 12:50 PM

Damn, that's pretty hard!!

xxxjay 06-20-2007 12:51 PM

I'm all for all of those. I never drive drunk. Should help with all the douchebag drivers.

UniversalPass Pete 06-20-2007 12:51 PM

http://biz.yahoo.com/iw/061226/0198092.html


Wireless Telephones

SB 1613 prohibits the use of handheld cellular telephones while driving. Starting July 1, 2008, a driver may use a cell phone only if it has a hands-free listening and speaking system. Drivers ticketed for a violation will be subject to a minimum total fine of $70 for a first offense and $175 for subsequent offenses. "Push-to-talk" systems (such as Nextel) are exempt from the hands-free requirement until July 1, 2011.

Jimmy Rock 06-20-2007 12:55 PM

If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE

UniversalPassLorence 06-20-2007 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 12631327)
Hmm...any more credible sources? Something with a ".gov" at the end, preferably.

Initially, I got the e-mail from my friend, but now that I search I am getting conflicting reports. Some sites say it will be effective in 2008 and some of the sites say that only few of the laws are going to being active in July 1st, so I am not sure at this point.

tony286 06-20-2007 12:58 PM

Number 9 should be a fucking law everywhere,I cant tell you how many times Ive been cut off by some bitch in a suv making left turn with the cell attached to her left ear.

BradM 06-20-2007 01:02 PM

It's effective 2008, not this year.

B O B 06-20-2007 01:12 PM

"7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit."
boy this is a can of worms...

if they say its *legal* to drive 3 miles above the limit, then in a sense, the new legal limit would be say 68 instead of 65MPH...

following this argument, logically it then would be acceptable to say that since the new *legal* limit is 68 MPH, 3 miles over would be 71...ad infinitum.

Logic 101

fallenmuffin 06-20-2007 01:14 PM

Lol sucks to live in CA

StuartD 06-20-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence (Post 12631233)
8 is the one that scared me the most. I am not going to drive and drink. Lots of us have done it, but it is not a smart choice. I will let my wife take over from now on eventhough I drive better drunk than her sober :)

Yes, because the chance of going to jail is the reason not to drink and drive. :error

Evil E 06-20-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock (Post 12631358)
If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE

And I thought my 250$ in parking tickets was bad. Can you get tax credits for your tickets? :1orglaugh

stev0 06-20-2007 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock (Post 12631358)
If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE

Maybe you should start parking where you're allowed :2 cents:

LadyMischief 06-20-2007 01:31 PM

Alberta has a 0 tolerance police for DUI, people lose their license first offense for a few years I think it is.. it's REALLY brought down the DUI and drinking and driving incidents there on the roads over the years.

B O B 06-20-2007 01:35 PM

"8. DUI = JAIL (Stays on your driving record for 10 years!)"

...unless of course you are a famous Hollywood personality or a professional athlete.

Subtle 06-20-2007 01:40 PM

Lo! What a email hoax??

thonglife 06-20-2007 01:44 PM

I know several people moving away from Cali. They are also taxing the shit out of everyone and wondering why people are leaving in droves.

baddog 06-20-2007 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence (Post 12631307)

Status: False

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock (Post 12631358)
If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE

Funny, I never get parking tickets. I guess I am not cute enough to be raped.

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob (Post 12631447)
"7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit."
boy this is a can of worms...

if they say its *legal* to drive 3 miles above the limit, then in a sense, the new legal limit would be say 68 instead of 65MPH...

following this argument, logically it then would be acceptable to say that since the new *legal* limit is 68 MPH, 3 miles over would be 71...ad infinitum.

Logic 101

Well, since it is a hoax email . . .
Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 12631457)
Lol sucks to live in CA

You are right. Please stay away for your own safety.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thonglife (Post 12631663)
I know several people moving away from Cali. They are also taxing the shit out of everyone and wondering why people are leaving in droves.

Good riddance . . . seriously.

Mr Pheer 06-20-2007 01:56 PM

I wish it was real and I wish it was in all 50 states.

UniversalPassLorence 06-20-2007 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12631728)
I wish it was real and I wish it was in all 50 states.

It is pretty close now in most states.


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