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tical 06-20-2007 01:53 AM

Google = Skynet
 
Fuck, they're taking over the world... so much stuff from these guys... & good stuff too!

Corleone 06-20-2007 02:00 AM

heil google

Mr Pheer 06-20-2007 02:22 AM

I need your clothes, your boots... and your motorcycle.

StarkReality 06-20-2007 02:25 AM

Hasta la vista, baby !

sexxxydesign.com 06-20-2007 02:27 AM

Skynet became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997, but back then it was called Altavista.com

DamageX 06-20-2007 02:39 AM

Resistence is futile.

Danny B 06-20-2007 03:19 AM

you didn't really think it were humans on that last shuttle to ISS now did you?

http://www.googleisskynet.com/upload...ght-705731.jpg

They are preparing...... beware!

testpie 06-20-2007 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 12628587)
Fuck, they're taking over the world... so much stuff from these guys... & good stuff too!

That's the secret to their "Do no evil" slogan; we'll be the ones doing the evil when they control our minds, not them. :winkwink:

bobby666 06-20-2007 05:29 AM

hastalagoogle.com

Barefootsies 06-20-2007 06:10 AM


Jace 06-20-2007 06:15 AM

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your wallet
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no beers

your bankcard
your license
your thoughts
your fears

no simcard
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no photo
not here

your blood
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your balls
we want it all

Your Cash
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Tell us Your Habits, Your Facts, Your Fears

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your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes

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Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan.

Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit.

Play the lottery, play football, play the field, sports on two

well show you things well show you swings

we'll buy you things, drugs, big yard birds

well sell you crap well charge you fat

were gonna find big guns & a drunk in your kitchen

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

Your thoughts Your emotions Your loves Your dreams Your checkbook Your essecnse Your sweat Your screams Your security

Your sobriety Your innocence innocence society your self Your place Your distance Your space

Here's boy bands here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola

Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some roller

Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah

Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa

Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans

here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps

here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's Timberlake

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no cookies no stray no drop-outs no gays no leftys no no lunnies no opinions no way no bankers no teachers no facts no freaks

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We want your soul

V_RocKs 06-20-2007 06:19 AM

I remember when I had that idea for a search engine... none of this portal shit... just searches....

Ravage 06-20-2007 06:25 AM

I'll only be worried if Google starts investing in an AI defense system. Then, and only then, will Skynet be born

Klen 06-20-2007 06:29 AM

Howmuch i know skynet is super computer so what's that have connection with google?Google is just a plain company.

u-Bob 06-20-2007 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 12629408)
I remember when I had that idea for a search engine... none of this portal shit... just searches....

I remember when I wanted to mirror the entire interweb :)

Dollarmansteve 06-20-2007 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 12629452)
Howmuch i know skynet is super computer so what's that have connection with google?Google is just a plain company.

oh man you soooo need to watch T2 and T3 again.


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