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fuzzylogic 06-19-2007 03:13 AM

Florida Inmate Attempts Suicide by Hammering Pen Into Eye With Bible
 
:1orglaugh

28-year-old Lester Williams, an inmate at the Marion County Jail in Florida, is currently under suicide watch and strapped down after he attempted suicide with a pen and a Bible Saturday night.

Williams attempted to use the Bible to hammer a pen into his left eye. He was subdued with a taser in order to stop him from injuring himself any further. His injuries are said not to be serious.

He was treated at the University of Florida's Shands hospital and returned to jail. Williams has been serving time since 2003 for battery on a law enforcement officer and inmate, sexual battery and false imprisonment.

Source: www.firstcoastnews.com

CuriousToyBoy 06-19-2007 03:36 AM

I love the He was subdued with a taser in order to stop him from injuring himself any further.

Shit like that always make me laugh.

;-)

JFK 06-19-2007 06:39 AM

I always said Religion kills :Graucho

tony286 06-19-2007 06:47 AM

Man that had to hurt big time.

TG Rebecca 06-19-2007 08:35 AM

geez.. what a horrible/annoying way to attempt suicide. :(

King Adam 06-19-2007 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 12623158)
I always said Religion kills :Graucho

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Bible kills.

uno de ellos 06-19-2007 08:39 AM

"the pen is mightier than the sword"

:)

Scott McD 06-19-2007 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 12622474)
His injuries are said not to be serious.

I take it he didn't really do it properly then. If he did he would be an eye down, which would = serious no ?!?!?

notabook 06-19-2007 08:45 AM

Finally, a decent use for the bible.

Subtle 06-19-2007 08:48 AM

Should see why he tried to commit suicide instead of making light news of it.

MissMina 06-19-2007 09:58 AM

What a fucking stunod...

carol.prime 06-19-2007 10:46 AM

omg!!!..that was a really disappointed me...including Bible to attempt suicide...really cant take it..

SykkBoy 06-19-2007 10:50 AM

You have to give him points for creativity...

wyldblyss 06-19-2007 10:53 AM

Ewwwww, that sounds so gross!

fuzzylogic 06-19-2007 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno de ellos (Post 12623788)
"the pen is mightier than the sword"

:)

good one! :1orglaugh

fuzzylogic 06-19-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12623802)
I take it he didn't really do it properly then. If he did he would be an eye down, which would = serious no ?!?!?

agreed :warning

NinjaSteve 06-19-2007 12:07 PM

LOL! What the hell!

JP513 06-19-2007 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12623193)
Man that had to hurt big time.

what he said!:thumbsup

HouseHead 06-19-2007 12:23 PM

Fuuuck that

royaljelly2 06-19-2007 12:41 PM

why the hell would someone go through such a painful process is beyond me!


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