ICQ Transcript.... Why do I waste my time?
 

Don't you just love the intelligent conversation that occurs on ICQ...The oddest part of this whol conversation is that I am part/slight/maybe a little bit Ukrainian.

From ICQ 167748834...Identified as "Alex"

"Alex": Hello. I am a pretty girl from Ukraine!

MrPopup: fuck off.

MrPopup: ukraine is a third world dump. I am ashamed that you have even wasted my time.

"Alex": I dont think so. You fool.

MrPopup: Disgusting Radioactive waste everywhere.. con artist programmers who cant program shit.

"Alex": YOU ARE SHIT!!! CANADA IS SHIT! BYE!

MrPopup: loser.

"Alex": Fucker off!

MrPopup: you are still talking to me you fucking cabbage roll eating motherfucker.

"Alex": Shut up!

MrPopup: I'm not the one talking. Why dont you go eat a radiation soaked perogie? Do they even have ELECTRICITY in Ukraine anymore?

"Alex": Not like in USA!!!

MrPopup: no not like USA at all. no running water, no money, and all your women have a hard time spelling the word "pussy"...let alone know how to clean one.

"Alex": What else???? You are sounding so interesting! Ïðèäóðîê âîíþ÷èé! Ïîíÿë?

MrPopup: How much do you make running scripts on that shitty computer over there? DO they pay you in Toilet Paper?

"Alex": Ïîøåë òû!!!

MrPopup: Thats what I thought.

"Alex": Òû îòâàëèøü êîãäà íèáóäü? Èäè îòñþäà!

MrPopup: Maybe if you spoke a language that has evolved beyond pickled beet farming and gutteral coyote growl could I understand what the fuck you are talking about.

MrPopup: Goodbye and D'abradanya

You are not very friendly.

rofl, thats kinda funny. :1orglaugh

Ukranian chix are hot

Nope, not very friendly at all...I can get away with it though...

Remember...I am part/slightly/maybe a little bit Ukrainian myself. I get a free pass when it comes to dissing my own part/slight/maybe heritage...

Fucking ICQ/AIM spam is the god damn worse. You really should have waited for the SPAM first tho.

ROFL!!! That rocks man.... http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

Mr Popup Is on my Good List... :thumbsup

Great replies!!!!

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that remindes me of a cd I heard parts of calle revenge on the telemarketers

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Brian

hell yeah. :smokin

I dunno this "Alex" sounds like she's just a sexy girl...

It's all relative...

Sexy Girl = Tiny Cubicle in Kiev with fifteen Raq2's mounted on a rusted out bed frame.

i like this part the most:

You mother fucker -- don't fucking put down Ukraine asshole. Ukraine has some amazing babes -- don't judge the 3 or so fugly babes you see in content shoots as Ukraine's scope of models.

Ahahahahaha this is fucking great!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=308