Im 34 years old and I just smoked my first joint
 

Well half joint..pot..the grassy stufff, had to kill it halk way.



I drank a lot when I partied...16-21ish yrs old, never did drugs.

peace

34? That's some crazy shit...

u need to be banging and not sending new threads.
Celebrate the HIGH
LOL

Sex on weed can be really good, but Ray, nothing compared to sex on E


Disclaimer:


Any drug you want to try, please goto www.erowid.org


Using drugs can be fun, enjoyable, and safe. Abusing anything can lead to shit times, or death, have a nice day.

anyone (must have tits and a vagina to participate) wanna has sex?

Huggles.....!! When you gonna send us some traffic? Hit me up tomorrow man, 1613758773

Real men bang speedballs

good shit

What did you think of it?
First time I smoked nothing happened.

Ray! When you gonna buy some content from me... :1orglaugh

How did u get your hands randomly on weed after not having it before? Peer Pressure?

I felt, melo and smooth. I feel smooth, calm, very relaxed. Hmmm maybe im just tired LOL

Because I Got High


I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Honestly, im a tad stressed these days and I rember a friend saying how it relaxed him sometimes after a long day. So..I figured id give it a try hehe.

O i see, thats how alot of people start. I prefer Cigars for stress, nothing like a nice stogey to relax.

Ya 420 is all that gets me though some of these long repetitive days of BS

Depending on how stoned you get, if you're a music or movie fan, I suggest you put on one of your favorite songs or movies while stoned next time.


Also, swimming, or a hot tub is extremely enjoyable stoned. Especially if your girlfriend is naked with you, laying on top of you rubbing your neck, chest, or nuts.


Oh, yeah, try eating some pecan pie while stoned. Or a pizza pop. Good times.

Whats a 420? :)

Im thinkin bed here lol

i love all the canadians chiming in on the weed THREAD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEED HAWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!

and with that being said..I bid you all goodnight

Well, I'm surprised, but that's great!

I smoked the first when I was 19 I think. Never liked it though, haven't smoked much in my entire life, even the "normal" cigs.

Good job, congrats to all the winners!

stonerspeak for weed/smoking weed/ etc.

It is traditional for smokers to toke up at 4:20 in the morning or afternoon - and on april 20th at 4:20... don't even ask lol:pimp

:1orglaugh

I was all in until the tits and vagina part....and oh yea, next time, grab some nice headphones and listen to your favorite toons....I hear thats pretty cool...:winkwink::rasta

this sounds like me . . . I tried pot in my 20s and choked so I didn't get high. But I got high:rasta last fall for the first time at age 34 also--courtesy of my little brother.

I don't like it--makes my cheeks feel like they are stuffed with cotton balls.

All I could do was stuff my face with twizzlers and water and kept running my mouth at my brother, talking about stupid, senseless shit cause I just felt like talking!:1orglaugh

can't beat some good herb to wind down after a long day!

weed is overrated.

Congrats on your first joint :winkwink:

don't start smoking everyday. You may get into a stoner cycle. Enjoy in moderation .

On time :)

If you guys looking for weeds? I can give a lot of weeds!

WTF? What were you doing in highschool?

I can't imagine not having tried it once by age 21 at least.

LOL!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah nothing puts me to sleep instantly like weed...

Man, I wish I would have seen this thread hours ago. It would have been fun to fuck with Ray then. :)

You're one of us now, forever!

*evil laughter*

i join in on the creepy laughing chant...

Cant have a stoner thread without Towlie :thumbsup

You wanna get high ?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

looks like you enjoy it... good 4 you man... lol

http://www.kidsoncrack.com/towlie.gif

ba-doop-ba ba-doop buh, buh-doop ba-da-boop!

Hahaha, this thread is still goin huh! Some funny replies hehe :)


Jaysmoke....hit me up on ICQ, 161 375 873. You have an issue with your site bro.

Thats to bad hehe


Ahhh :)

How was your first joint? TASTY ??? :)

You know what they say about weed Ray... Its the gateway drug.

Its only a matter of time before you're out on the street sucking cock for some crack. :1orglaugh

http://www.sex303.com/forumpics/bum_oral.jpg

"Using drugs can be fun, enjoyable, and safe"

Fucking asshole, what about addiction? It's NOT something that you can control. Also once u r into cannabis, u want to try ecsta, then coke........

Plus never mind, but you enrich big time criminals. I think drug lords must be laughing at you jackasses, most don't touch drugs, they just love the sound of your money, you asshole.

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:rasta

:321GFY What the fuck are you talkin about? I smoke weed almost everyday but would never take any synthetic drugs.

i enjoy a toke every now and again