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CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 01:48 PM

Fucking Fat Crack Whore
 
Me: Hello
Me: hello
Miranda: hey
Me: whats up?
Miranda: nm u?
Me: well
Me: I was looking at your pics your really big:1orglaugh
Miranda: oh yea?
Me: well yes and dont take this to be offensive
Me: but I like your blonde friend in your main pic alot is
she dating anyone?
Me: ?
Miranda: yea
Miranda: she has 12
Me: 12?
Me: boyfriends?
Miranda: yea
Me: WOW holy shit!
Me: how many do you have?
Miranda: 0\
Me:
Me: that isnt fair does she ever flaunt them in front of
you?
Miranda: all the time...im so jealous She lets me watch them.
Me: well maybe you should change your appearance a
little
Miranda: how should i do that?
Me: well you look like the girl from the "Brady
Bunch"meets Paris Hilton or some shit
Miranda: huh?
Me: Maybe you should Bleach out your hair and loose
some friggin weight huh?
Me: Thats what is in dont you know?
Miranda: but i dont wanna be "in" i like to be myself
Me: well alot of girls get alot of dick is what Im saying
and it doesnt look like its you
Me: go ahead and ask her if you dont beleive me
Me: your a little bit CHUNKY huh?
Miranda: yea well i like being "CHUNKY"....at least i dont
look like i do a pound of crack everyday like her I weigh 360.
Me:well ask her how good it feels to get a big cock rammed
in her ass next time you talk with her.
Me: something you will never know of
Me: Im sure she will tell you its great :upsidedow
Me: just think you FAT girls should get a friggin GRIP
Miranda: then how do u know shes gunna tell me its
great?
Me: just ask her
Miranda: a grip on what?
Me: A stairmaster
Me: something Jesus
Me: a COCK
Me: ask her how it feels to have a cock in each hand
while she is completley riding one
Miranda: I dont know wut that feels like:(
Miranda: and getting a big cock rammed in ur ass
Miranda: is it great?
Me: No Im a giver not a taker babe ask her.
Miranda: how bout i get a grip on a burger?
Me: well tell her Im on if she wants to get at me
Me: make it a quarter pounder babe
Me: lol
Miranda: yea i think shes good with crack heads she smokes alot of it:thumbsup
Me: well she looks like she might like the pleasure
Miranda: umm.....she gets enough pleasure i think her
hand would do better for her than u ne day
Me: well whores cant ever get enough didnt you know?
Me: Is that your gig?
Me: take a picture of you(the fat girl) and some skank?
Me: boost up your ratings?
Miranda: yea
Me: have you ever watched her suck a cock?
Miranda: yea all the time all 1 at the same time
Miranda: 12*
Me: so shes into GANGBANGS huh?
Miranda: yea but only from her boyfriends .
Me: Well I wouldnt touch you or
your SKANK friend with a ten foot dick!!!!!!!
Me: Im not into Fat Asses with Skanky friends
Me: hey
Miranda: well i love my skanky friend
Me: whats your favorite McDonalds food?
Miranda: everything
Me: LOL I bet
Me: get some extra cheese on that burger next time and
add some more
Miranda: i do allthe time
Me: its only 20 more cents if you can afford it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 01:54 PM

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8.../crackhead.jpg

KILL_FRENZY 06-17-2007 01:56 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 02:24 PM

Me: Did you get her #?
Me: for me?
Miranda: i have her number
Miranda: y do u wanna know?
Me: lol well yes i would like to
Miranda: well too bad
Me: too bad for what?
Miranda: ur not gtting her number
Me: I dont wanna throw my hot dog down that hall way
sorry
Miranda: i love hot dogs
Me: I bet http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/...unk-hotdog.jpg

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 02:37 PM

Me: Do you eat alot of Pizza?
Miranda: yea
Me: What kinds?
Me: Ever had "The Geat Mushroom Head"?
Miranda: yea http://www.lightblog.com/member/prem...room_penis.jpg

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 02:49 PM

Me: Why did you let yourself get so fat?
Miranda: well.....when i was younger i broke a few ribs
and so i figured if i get fat it wont happen again so i
wanted padding http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...getpantson.jpg
Me: does it feel good when you go out with your Skank
friend and she gets all the dick?
Miranda: yea
Me: you like watching?
Me: eating Burgers from the sidelines?
Miranda: yea

Subtle 06-17-2007 02:57 PM

WOW!!! What an unique thread!!! Keep it up!!! :thumbsup

Emil 06-17-2007 03:47 PM

http://www.areyouabeauty.com/5022671...eird_shoes.jpg

Sebastian Sands 06-17-2007 03:55 PM

you do your nickname honor.. idiot

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 04:40 PM

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Me: God you are fat huh?
Miranda: yup
Me: I just wanted to know what is your favorite food?
Miranda: everything
Me: I bet FAT ASS!!!!!!

shekinah 06-17-2007 04:47 PM

That was a very funny conversation!:1orglaugh

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 07:23 PM

It was mailed to me this morning:Oh crap

CLOWNACT 06-17-2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shekinah (Post 12614705)
That was a very funny conversation!:1orglaugh

This morning it was mailed to me.


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