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Fucking Fat Crack Whore
Me: Hello
Me: hello Miranda: hey Me: whats up? Miranda: nm u? Me: well Me: I was looking at your pics your really big:1orglaugh Miranda: oh yea? Me: well yes and dont take this to be offensive Me: but I like your blonde friend in your main pic alot is she dating anyone? Me: ? Miranda: yea Miranda: she has 12 Me: 12? Me: boyfriends? Miranda: yea Me: WOW holy shit! Me: how many do you have? Miranda: 0\ Me: Me: that isnt fair does she ever flaunt them in front of you? Miranda: all the time...im so jealous She lets me watch them. Me: well maybe you should change your appearance a little Miranda: how should i do that? Me: well you look like the girl from the "Brady Bunch"meets Paris Hilton or some shit Miranda: huh? Me: Maybe you should Bleach out your hair and loose some friggin weight huh? Me: Thats what is in dont you know? Miranda: but i dont wanna be "in" i like to be myself Me: well alot of girls get alot of dick is what Im saying and it doesnt look like its you Me: go ahead and ask her if you dont beleive me Me: your a little bit CHUNKY huh? Miranda: yea well i like being "CHUNKY"....at least i dont look like i do a pound of crack everyday like her I weigh 360. Me:well ask her how good it feels to get a big cock rammed in her ass next time you talk with her. Me: something you will never know of Me: Im sure she will tell you its great :upsidedow Me: just think you FAT girls should get a friggin GRIP Miranda: then how do u know shes gunna tell me its great? Me: just ask her Miranda: a grip on what? Me: A stairmaster Me: something Jesus Me: a COCK Me: ask her how it feels to have a cock in each hand while she is completley riding one Miranda: I dont know wut that feels like:( Miranda: and getting a big cock rammed in ur ass Miranda: is it great? Me: No Im a giver not a taker babe ask her. Miranda: how bout i get a grip on a burger? Me: well tell her Im on if she wants to get at me Me: make it a quarter pounder babe Me: lol Miranda: yea i think shes good with crack heads she smokes alot of it:thumbsup Me: well she looks like she might like the pleasure Miranda: umm.....she gets enough pleasure i think her hand would do better for her than u ne day Me: well whores cant ever get enough didnt you know? Me: Is that your gig? Me: take a picture of you(the fat girl) and some skank? Me: boost up your ratings? Miranda: yea Me: have you ever watched her suck a cock? Miranda: yea all the time all 1 at the same time Miranda: 12* Me: so shes into GANGBANGS huh? Miranda: yea but only from her boyfriends . Me: Well I wouldnt touch you or your SKANK friend with a ten foot dick!!!!!!! Me: Im not into Fat Asses with Skanky friends Me: hey Miranda: well i love my skanky friend Me: whats your favorite McDonalds food? Miranda: everything Me: LOL I bet Me: get some extra cheese on that burger next time and add some more Miranda: i do allthe time Me: its only 20 more cents if you can afford it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
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Me: Did you get her #?
Me: for me? Miranda: i have her number Miranda: y do u wanna know? Me: lol well yes i would like to Miranda: well too bad Me: too bad for what? Miranda: ur not gtting her number Me: I dont wanna throw my hot dog down that hall way sorry Miranda: i love hot dogs Me: I bet http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/...unk-hotdog.jpg |
Me: Do you eat alot of Pizza?
Miranda: yea Me: What kinds? Me: Ever had "The Geat Mushroom Head"? Miranda: yea http://www.lightblog.com/member/prem...room_penis.jpg |
Me: Why did you let yourself get so fat?
Miranda: well.....when i was younger i broke a few ribs and so i figured if i get fat it wont happen again so i wanted padding http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...getpantson.jpg Me: does it feel good when you go out with your Skank friend and she gets all the dick? Miranda: yea Me: you like watching? Me: eating Burgers from the sidelines? Miranda: yea |
WOW!!! What an unique thread!!! Keep it up!!! :thumbsup
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you do your nickname honor.. idiot
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Me: God you are fat huh? Miranda: yup Me: I just wanted to know what is your favorite food? Miranda: everything Me: I bet FAT ASS!!!!!! |
That was a very funny conversation!:1orglaugh
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It was mailed to me this morning:Oh crap
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