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things the show has taught us:

The first step to early retirement is theft under $1000

-Ricky on negotiation: "don't shoot me, shoot yourself"

"get two birds stonned at once" Ricky

Kids can't get arrested, or held criminally accountable, so get them to steal stuff for you.

The trick to record sales is getting arrested - J-Rock

Stealing other people's mucis to rap over isn't piracy, its cross promotion.

The only people stupider than real cops are mall cops.

Phone books dont leave a bruise, so use those to beat people.

When caught red handed in awkward homosexual scenarios, always discount it as a rehersal for a local theatre production.

Under the " Peoples Choices and Voices Act" Everyone has the right to use whatever explitifs nessicary to espress themselves in court.

Kitties are just like little people.

One must be stonned to do the following jobs:
Carpenter, Electrician, Dishewasher, Floor cleaners, Lawyers, Dectors, Politicians, CBC employees, Principals and people who paint the lines on the road.

when in doubt, make a shit analogy

One can not be arrested while high because one is not capable of understanding their rights while high.

Cheese burgers can diffuse most situations.