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abyss_al 06-14-2007 07:37 PM

look what I found in my back yard! (PIC)
 
there are millions of them.. and hundreds dead in the pool :warning

what should I do? :helpme

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/bees01.jpg

:Oh crap

Spunky 06-14-2007 07:38 PM

Light up a torch and roast the fuckers

Ice 06-14-2007 07:39 PM

Start selling honey?

abyss_al 06-14-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12602041)
Light up a torch and roast the fuckers


what if they get me? there are hundreds flying around it... I ran by and snapped the shot.. no zoom LOL

abyss_al 06-14-2007 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 12602045)
Start selling honey?


way too much work

JakeR 06-14-2007 07:43 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2243176 :1orglaugh

Spunky 06-14-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al (Post 12602047)
what if they get me? there are hundreds flying around it... I ran by and snapped the shot.. no zoom LOL

Raid has some stuff you can shoot from a distance,do it at night

DBS.US 06-14-2007 07:45 PM

News Details
Africanized Honey Bees


Los Angeles County has been completely colonized by Africanized honey bees since April 1999. Recently sampling has shown that the majority of bees in the area are Africanized. The Los Angeles County West Vector Control District will be happy to remove any non-structural beehives or swarms of bees in your area. If you spot a swarm or a hive, call the LACWVCD Monday through Friday between 8:00 am and 4:30 pm at 1(800)-825-3400.

** Certain height and safety limitations can imped the removal of some hives **

AaronM 06-14-2007 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 12602071)
News Details
Africanized Honey Bees


Los Angeles County has been completely colonized by Africanized honey bees since April 1999. Recently sampling has shown that the majority of bees in the area are Africanized. The Los Angeles County West Vector Control District will be happy to remove any non-structural beehives or swarms of bees in your area. If you spot a swarm or a hive, call the LACWVCD Monday through Friday between 8:00 am and 4:30 pm at 1(800)-825-3400.

** Certain height and safety limitations can imped the removal of some hives **



"The Los Angeles County West Vector Control District will be happy to remove any non-structural beehives......."

abyss_al 06-14-2007 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)


oh snap!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

abyss_al 06-14-2007 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12602078)
"The Los Angeles County West Vector Control District will be happy to remove any non-structural beehives......."


yeah :(

i know someone with a flame thrower... hmmmm

Sosa 06-14-2007 07:51 PM

looks like you got a big problem.

riddler 06-14-2007 07:51 PM

get a professional bee remover, have him save the honey comb that he removes.

Aussie Rebel 06-14-2007 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12602069)
Raid has some stuff you can shoot from a distance,do it at night

Yep wait til it's dark then get em

PartyLikeAPornstar 06-14-2007 07:53 PM

I found one of those once, except it was full of lady bugs. I filled up a huge Folgers coffee can with lady bugs, there were THAT many. It was crazy, but I sold them to some neighbors who had some pretty big vegetable gardens. Lady bugs eat aphids, which eat their plants.

abyss_al 06-14-2007 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12602098)
Yep wait til it's dark then get em


i was thinking of running up with a large piece of duct tape in my hand and shutting it close... then slowly releasing gas into it...

but if the tape folds over and sticks, I'm fucked!

:warning

Miss Munki 06-14-2007 07:55 PM

Yeah, we have some crazy swarms of bees here in the OC too. I've had to contact the city for swarms in public areas, but I don't know about private residenses.

SeptemberLee 06-14-2007 08:51 PM

I HATE bees! I don't know why, but ewwww

Gregory Black 06-14-2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

That guy is a credit to the human race. :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 06-14-2007 09:01 PM

Ya last year we had a queen land in a tree in our backyard. Was thousands of bees all hanging on one branch. Had to warn the neighbors to make sure their kids didnt wander over. Called a bee keeper I found online that was local. He was going to come out and collect them in the morning. But by the morning they had flown off. In your case they look pretty settled in, so dont see them just taking off.

Spunky 06-14-2007 09:07 PM

They follow the queen bee when they go looking for another hive to setup.They were probably just resting before they continued on their search for a new home in some tree somehwere.Normally they will leave you alone ,only when aggitated

abyss_al 06-14-2007 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12602391)
They follow the queen bee when they go looking for another hive to setup.They were probably just resting before they continued on their search for a new home in some tree somehwere.Normally they will leave you alone ,only when aggitated


must find and kill the queen!

shekinah 06-14-2007 09:31 PM

I'm afraid of bees :helpme

Scott McD 06-14-2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

Holy shit !!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-14-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 12602045)
Start selling honey?

My toughts exactly, hehehe!

wargames 06-14-2007 09:50 PM

Sucks to be you shouldnt have fucked with my keyboard :)

TheDoc 06-14-2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

That is crazy.. And it looked like they had a some good fun too.

SleazyDream 06-14-2007 10:00 PM

ewwwwwwwwwww

pornguy 06-14-2007 10:07 PM

If you are really worried about them. Call the fire department.

SilentKnight 06-14-2007 10:39 PM

A few years back we had a hive the size of a bowling ball among the rafters of the dead space in the attic. Occasionally they'd come through the wall into the office and annoy the fuck outta me and the cats.

So I sleuthed around and found an outside hole they were using to get in and out of the attic. I bought some foaming Raid, emptied half the can into the hole (at night), and then sealed it with expanding foam insulation (the aerosol can stuff).

It did the trick. :)

edit - should mention ours were yellowjackets, not honeybees. The nasty little fuckers with bad tempers.

dynastoned 06-14-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BBWTori 06-14-2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

Jake that was the BEST!

bobby666 06-14-2007 11:48 PM

burn them down

zeruel 06-14-2007 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

bwahahaha!!!! that was nice!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Danny B 06-15-2007 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12602066)

Hahaha! Who needs an exterminator when you have guys like that hangin around?

BangTheChamp 06-15-2007 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12602041)
Light up a torch and roast the fuckers

fuck yeah! get one those raid can and get a lighter torch the shit out of it:mad::mad:

Fap 06-15-2007 12:41 AM

i'd make honey

JD 06-15-2007 12:46 AM

supersoaker filled with gasoline and a torch :)

abyss_al 06-15-2007 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames (Post 12602524)
Sucks to be you shouldnt have fucked with my keyboard :)


time to rub my nuts on your mouse and keyboard again..

:upsidedow

en21 06-15-2007 03:19 AM

call the profesional..... Iraqi people... bomb them out

Evgenika 06-15-2007 03:33 AM

nice bee I find

polish_aristocrat 06-15-2007 03:36 AM

get one hornet, it will kill them all

calibra 06-15-2007 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al (Post 12602039)
there are millions of them.. and hundreds dead in the pool :warning

what should I do? :helpme

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/bees01.jpg

:Oh crap

Put your hand in the hole and try to kill as many as you can :upsidedow

dennisthemenace 06-15-2007 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al (Post 12602039)
there are millions of them.. and hundreds dead in the pool :warning

what should I do? :helpme

:Oh crap

uh..

RUN!

That's the first thing that comes to mind.

polish_aristocrat 06-15-2007 03:39 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n4wRIERp6Vs

The Duck 06-15-2007 03:51 AM

smear honey all over your body and run naked around the garden?

TBrown 06-15-2007 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 12603721)
smear honey all over your body and run naked around the garden?

so the bees can follow you..then jump into a big fire so they gonna get burn after you

TurboAngel 06-15-2007 04:09 AM

Yuck.

:( :(

TurboAngel 06-15-2007 04:16 AM

Yuck.

:( :(

TurboAngel 06-15-2007 04:17 AM

Sorry about that

:(


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