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WEBMASTERS: Who's Feeling The Heat From The Summer Slowdown?

All Winter Long, It Sleeps...

By Springtime, Faint Howls Can Be Heard In The Distance, But Reported Sightings Are Rare.

But Every Summer, Like Clockwork, The Beast Wakes.

http://threads.pimproll.com/dragon1.jpg

Though Scientists Find Evidence Supporting The Creature's Existence Unpersuasive, Belief In The Legend Persists...Especially Among Webmasters.

So, Come June 18, Consider Yourself Armed And Ready To Battle!

Because from June 18th to July 1st (Two Full Weeks!)
PIMPROLL® is upping payouts like never before!
NO MINIMUM SALES REQUIRED & ALL SITES QUALIFY!

Per Sign Up:
$1 Trial pays $40
$2.99 Trial pays $45
$4.99 Trial pays $50
$9.99 Trial pays $60

Monthly options:
$9.99 Month pays $25
$14.95 Month pays $30
$19.99 Month pays $35
$29.99 Month pays $50

Let Not The Mythical Beast Of The Summer Slowdown
Rear Its Ugly Head Again!

Dragon Slayers Unite! This PPS Promo Is Your Sword! Use It Wisely.

Heroes Will Be Made This Summer.

Will You Be Among The Brave Few Who Overpower The Beast?

DEFEAT THE BEAST!
DEFEAT THE BEAST!
DEFEAT THE BEAST!

Gotta love more money.

hehe... nice promo!!

That's great, I could do with a few extra bucks!

Is that console free??

I don't like beasts, I prefer nude chicks :)

nice promo don GL I give you a 10 for originality!

Nice!! I love the marketing!!

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12600873)

Is that console free??

Let me know when you guys read this, ok?

slay the beast!!!! yeaaa! $$$ :):)

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12601172)

Let me know when you guys read this, ok?

Yes, console and console-free pay the same.

I truly hope webmasters take full advantage of this.
It's not too often that you see payouts upped this high for this long on every site in a sponsor's portfolio.
Remember, too, console and console free have the same payouts at PIMPROLL.

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Originally Posted by webair (Post 12600943)

nice promo don GL I give you a 10 for originality!

thanks, bra

Shit for the first time in 10 years, i don't feel the summer slowdown, no shit ! You guys ?

Unless it didn't really started (fuck)

does the beast have boobs??? :love-boob

No slow down here. June is shaping up to be the best month of 2007. :thumbsup

Good morning people!

PMI but what is a "Summer slowdown"? Im guessing its a slowdown in sales? (sorry, Im not hip to some of the lingo)

good promo, and wasn't that the dragon from that movie....how's it called...

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Originally Posted by PartyLikeAPornstar (Post 12603168)

PMI but what is a "Summer slowdown"? Im guessing its a slowdown in sales? (sorry, Im not hip to some of the lingo)

Yes, there's this notion among webmasters that traffic and sales slow down in the summer months. So, we've decided to give them a new weapon to fight the beast!