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Deej 06-14-2007 11:26 AM

Mary Kate and Ashley turn 21 and none of you give a shit!!
 
http://www.stereogum.com/img/mary-kate-olsen.jpg

No one is chomping at the bit to buy these girls a drink. Ive never been a big ole Mark Kate & Ashley Olsen fan but .... Shit 5 years ago there were 10,000 online countdowns til they turned 18....

What.... theyre all worn out now?


Id hit it

http://www.marykateonline.com/pictur..._olsen0006.jpg








are they gonna kiss?









http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...shley013ll.jpg


Happy Birthday BItches!

Pimpin_J 06-14-2007 11:27 AM

i fucked em both

NaughtyRob 06-14-2007 11:33 AM

They are ugly. Look like fucking trolls.

uno de ellos 06-14-2007 11:35 AM

they both need a sammich

jonesonyou 06-14-2007 11:35 AM

ugly....they get no love.

Deej 06-14-2007 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesonyou (Post 12599794)
ugly....they get no love.

I know you have some distance shots with that pingpong, lets see the goods

:pimp

royaljelly2 06-14-2007 11:37 AM

Really - who cares about them....what ever...

ztik 06-14-2007 11:37 AM

damn, it seams like just yesterday they turned 18.. wtf..

Jimmy Rock 06-14-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimpin_J (Post 12599760)
i fucked em both

dammit, they only sucked my dick

NinjaSteve 06-14-2007 11:39 AM

They look like crack whores now. Rich ones though.

pornguy 06-14-2007 11:41 AM

I would hit that.

carol.prime 06-14-2007 12:07 PM

happy birthday ladies!!!

ThePornPusher 06-14-2007 12:19 PM

Damn! I remember how this forum was when they were turning 18, can't believe that was 3 years ago.

I'd make me a ham sandwich out of both of them.:thumbsup

Sosa 06-14-2007 12:22 PM

it's becase they are fucking stupid, ugly, and need to eat more!

GatorB 06-14-2007 12:27 PM

Once they were legal no one cared. They moved on to other "hot" jailbait.

suesheboy 06-14-2007 01:40 PM

they are so 3 years ago

Spunky 06-14-2007 01:45 PM

I'd take them out for drinks

Dennis69 06-14-2007 01:49 PM

Yeah it was a big deal for them to turn the legal age and since then they have showed very little skin... what a shame :disgust

Violetta 06-14-2007 01:56 PM

toooo skinny!!

Michaelious 06-14-2007 03:09 PM

They are a little thin for real guys

Joesho 06-14-2007 03:11 PM

Damn I would love a threesome with those girls man!!!!!

MaDalton 06-14-2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12599754)
No one is chomping at the bit to buy these girls a drink. Ive never been a big ole Mark Kate & Ashley Olsen fan but .... Shit 5 years ago there were 10,000 online countdowns til they turned 18....

mathematics are not your strong point, huh?

:winkwink:


and just for the records: i'd still do a threesome with them :)

aico 06-14-2007 03:17 PM

when you're as rich as they are, turning 21 isn't anything new. Besides, it's a US law, and I am pretty sure they spend a lot of time out of the US.

tranza 06-14-2007 03:19 PM

White trash.....

The Steve 06-14-2007 03:21 PM

Somewhere Uncle Jessie is crying.

Deej 06-14-2007 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 12601021)
mathematics are not your strong point, huh?

:winkwink:


and just for the records: i'd still do a threesome with them :)

uhhhh, no i think Im on... the counters started more than a year before 18....


so check your burn at the door mister and show us some crisp tittys!!!

Rochard 06-14-2007 03:21 PM

this is kind of hot....

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...shley013ll.jpg

Chr0makey 06-14-2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 12599785)
They are ugly. Look like fucking trolls.

here here!

Hollywood Horwitz 06-14-2007 04:50 PM

seen them in person at a dive bar once, they were not hot. at all!

RawAlex 06-14-2007 04:51 PM

THe sad thing is this: They came through 16 into 17 looking like they might be truly hot barely legal teens... then one goes all anorexic and the other one changes her hair and both of them take a serious turn towards average.

Worse yet, they wear way too much makeup, clothes that don't work well on them, and they haven't really developed that "adult hotness" that was promised while these two cookies were growing up. You don't hear much about them because there isn't much to say - just two good looking kids that grew up to be average but very rich adults.

They aren't even as hot as post-pregnancy post-therapy Britney Spears. That is a bad sign.

u-Bob 06-14-2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 12601411)
then one goes all anorexic and

I'd feed her :)

Jman 06-14-2007 05:16 PM

Of course I care and its why i bought olsentwinsnakedpics.com

GatorB 06-14-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12601071)
uhhhh, no i think Im on... the counters started more than a year before 18....

Well before a year. More like 5 years. Hell at the time they turned 18 one of those sick fucks made an Emma Watson countdown( Harry Potter )to replace it. And she was like 14 at the time.

uno 06-14-2007 05:22 PM

at 21 they are MILFs

mikeyddddd 06-14-2007 05:33 PM

They're about to be on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

GatorB 06-14-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 12601639)
They're about to be on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

They should be on "Do You Weigh Less Than a 5th Grader"

BangTheChamp 06-14-2007 05:48 PM

all dat money and they still don't have tits & ass:Hollering:Hollering

SilentKnight 06-14-2007 05:53 PM

We collectively suffer from attention deficiency disorder.

The public can only obsess on one celeb at at time.

This week its Paris Hilton's turn.

Mebbe the Olsen's will rotate back in to vogue in July?

Dennis69 06-14-2007 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 12601072)

Hot but fake, they are actually kissing the guys cheeks!

fuzebox 06-14-2007 06:30 PM

Why would anyone care about 21? 18 was a big deal because we wanted to see some skin. We didn't, we moved on with our lives.

PartyLikeAPornstar 06-14-2007 06:40 PM

I dunno about all that, but their lip gloss is actually pretty damn good for the price. Not quite MAC, but at 1/3rd the price who cares?

GatorB 06-14-2007 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12601828)
Why would anyone care about 21? 18 was a big deal because we wanted to see some skin. We didn't, we moved on with our lives.

Well actually it was a big deal because guys could now masturbate without guilt. Ironically once they could they no longer got excited over them as much.


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