Well, that just about scared the shit out of me...
 

So, I'm sitting here doing my usual thing (no, not jerking off) when all of a sudden - WHAM! A power surge rips through my house. It's the first one I've ever seen. At least that's what I assume it was.

Everything went nuts for a second and then went off and came back on. I was most worried about my HDTV, but it came back ok (sporting a nice error message for a moment). The DVD player, Tivo and surround sound all came back. The lights came back. My scanner, printers, cable modem, router, etc all came back. My laptop seemed ok too....

...but not my desktop. Son of a bitch! Dead. Nothing. I tried the button on the front. Nothing. I tried the switch in the back. Nothing. I checked the power strips - both getting juice and functioning normally.

Mother fucker.

I panicked for a few minutes and then tried the switch on the back of the tower again, and thankfully, it worked that time!

Whew.

And that my friends is my scary story of the day.

Holy shit. Now they've come for you too. Been there, done that. I hated the bright light the most.


The truth is out there. :uhoh

At first I believed in the surge as well. That was before I found the scars on my skull. Bastards.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AT THE BASE OF MY NECK?!?!?!?!?

See what I mean ... welcome to the club bro ... :(

The first symptoms occured roughly 3 months after the implant was put in place. Enjoy your life while you still can.

Dude.............













I think I was anal probed.

oh, my bad.

*pulls out*

soon your find yourself not wanting to anything but watch jerry springer while laying on the couch:)


:rasta

*Whew* No worries.

Turns out I just needed to take a shit.

Yeah those are the same people we got out Buttcam from..... :warning

I thought a surge suppressor protected against anal probes.

Don't want to loose all those pictures of Aria?

Apparently mine isn't Dawgy proof.