Paris in Jail . Music Video .
 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

LOL

Too cute, That chick has a great ass

What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)

Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail,
therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some
point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.