I have to take a shit...
 

I have been holding this thing for about an hour now...you think I should let loose???

drink some coffee and continue to hold

CaptainCaca... what a funny name

You better take a shit, or you'll have to use Metamucil, or worse have the doc scrape it out for you

Probably too much information but then this is GFY...

I just had one and feel better for it. I always say you shouldn't hold it in. It only takes a few moments on the loo for a day or two of comfort.:winkwink:

Don't foget the camera! http://www.ratemypoo.com when you've finished

Hey beastie... 22 weeks to go... are you getting married?

Ratemypoo.com has problems...I always wonder, "Who are the fucking animals that leave specimens like that??? Good god!"

I wonder why the hell they wanna look at it enough to take a picture. I want mine gone before my eyes go anywhere near where it's been!

Nope, having a baby.:uhoh

Did the marriage thing nearly 4 years ago. That wasn't half this scary.

Captain Caca! you can not be alone, who is your partner? and who are your adversaries?

If you have no partner, I would suggest hiring one of the following:

wee wee boy, little pooppy, Mr. Shit, Colonel Crap, Shit faced,
Turdman, caca breathe, Mr. Shitty De`Whit, Ms.Fine-Hinney

The Adventures of Ms. Fine-Hinney and Captain Caca sounds pretty good!:Graucho

You can fight your adversary Hershey Highway:1orglaugh

or Ms. Green Entry or perhaps Peckerhead and Golden one nutt.:warning

LOL, that's fucking hilarious...

He doesn't want to be the best Superhero! He just wants to be #2!

Fighting crime against him demesis, Immodium Man!

Together, with the help of Spincter Boy, Capt. Caca scans the globe, in search of colon blockage everywhere!

Doo doo dooo, lookin' out my back door

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Captain caca is in trouble as he is lost without his main stain, someone put in to much Clorox and the main shit stain is gone forever! or is he:glugglug

Enter the NEW sidekick, Skid Marky Mark.

Maybe Captain Caca is to different and he needs many partners as one just will not satify his needs, more like Robin Hood.

So it is Captain Caca and his corral of crap masters. A really shitty organization to belong to, you don't get paid in legal tender, you recieve a pile of golden caca beads:(

been 3 days for me.....

No shit!!! Can this be true ?? Fade to Brown.........

How do you feel now?

Sadly it fades to Brown with traces of corn and peatunts and this curse is passed on by the decendants of Dr. Shitty Your An Asshole:helpme