Need to get laid
 

I want to party, get laid and party some more this weekend. Who's throwing them in Southern Cal so I can cum?:helpme

Id never invite someone who announces they need to get laid to one of my *get togethers*

The girls would run.

hehehe

Jesus Christ man! Get out of the basement once and a while and you won't have these problems!

DUh, I'm a girl asking, now whatchu gotta say?

Can't you webmaster's tell when a girl is writing to you or not. Geez. The last time I checked I had a hahahaha hahahaha, or a dick, shit I get confused. Can I cum to your party if I'm both LOL:1orglaugh

I only have one thing to say

SHOW YOUR TITS :1orglaugh

Why does the name yoyo come to mind?

Yoyo is so played out, get new school dude.

slut

Yep and proud of it. :)

You want cock? WTF?

Thanks for changing my thread jackoff, now I get more cock for free. :)

Party in my pants?

Christ help us. Tell me it is not so. Now I have to trace this person's IP and see if it ends up in Oz.

I doubt it is YoYo...She was nowhere near SoCal. The question is: Is BeerBust03 even in SoCal? I will know shortly.

Oh well shit, let me jump right in!

It does get a bit lonely here in the basement...

Oh you are a girl.

In that case, I got tickets to all kinds of events around town this weekend, I myself am spoken for, but I got friends.

Thats what I have to say.

You like rocker guys?

Ill get you fucked.

:stoned

what a resourceful fellow

I saw a pic of this beerbust person and it was hot...I just hope it was her...pic me up from LAX this weekend and I'll let you experience the shaolin mastery.:Graucho

Buy one of these for the love of God!

http://www.thevelvetheaven.com/graphics/sybian.jpg

Thanks Bob, i already have a Sybian. They bore me, I need the real deal now.

And yes Hoax the pic was of me.

comedy hooker option

You no call me comedy hooker! you get no boom boom from me Lady Ling, Ling!

You ruv me rong time?

Tra-ra ra!

hehehe

her post was titled...

"Need to get laid."

A proper girl would have said.

"I need to get fucked."

;)

Now you understanding Lady Ling, Ling, you get nice boom boom. Two dolla for you.

I am proper Fletch, so proper for you. You need to get wit lady ling ling, to know the very best LOL

I am dying to fuck you, tie you up and drill you untill your scream for mercy, I eat you out like you are the finest meal I ever had, The mercy you will need will be ??/////??///???

I am obsessed, so be fair and far warned, satisfaction guarenteed or I will fuck you again.

Can't make it to Southern Cal, but meet me in Paradise and I will show you heaven, or hell if you rather:Graucho

Here we go with the Silence of the Lamb trilogy. :helpme

Alright already!! Did you not read the post that said show us your tits?

And did you not read that you need to pay Lady Ling Ling Two Dolla?

Do you accept PayPal?:Graucho

Oh Clarice, I would never,,, well......we'll see:Graucho :warning :)

If you G.I. and can buy Lady Ling Ling take anything.

As for Hannibal Lector that's very sweet, but.., only if I was a dead decomposing body. :)

Oh, I see, now you have standards......Freek ass hoe, you are pissing me off CLARICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:321GFY

I dunno about this week but next week head down to the Viper Room on the 5th. My bro is in the band and could stand to meet a nice girl like yourself.:)

Pardon the small amount of SPAM for my bro's band SPAM link - Virgil Music but apparently they have a good following in Hollywood and make for a good gig/party. Also I'm very genuine in the fact that my bro almost CERTAINLY needs to meet a nice girl. We haven't talked for a while but last I heard he was single. He's a nice guy really!!!:winkwink:

To Reddawg:

Don't want to do that, because in Hannibal he finds Clarice again, doesn't kill her but messes with her alot. I say maybe, so I don't get chased, or eaten. How does maybe sound?

I am ex-GI, does that count? And I have to haggle, two dolla too buku! (I would pay that, but I could offend ya if I don't haggle!)

I am an ex GI, so maybe don't cut it......, I can give you the heavens and the stars and my heart, but you would have to mean everything to me first and the thought of you fucking someone else in Southern Cal. would not be the person I would give my all to, but thanks for applying.:glugglug

:uhoh

Okay I want to see some pics ( dont have to be nude but Im sure thats what we all prefer:thumbsup

You will have to wait for Lady Ling Ling to get what you Americans call a Webcam on Friday. Then Lady Ling Ling show you all her delights. All just for you GI. You buy?

Dude ICQ me, unrelated to this thread. 164717763

LOL

You people are such wannabe's
Everyone knows that french-canadian webmasters are second to none in the arts of fucking chicks.
Bend over babe i'm coming over!