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fuzzylogic 06-12-2007 04:12 PM

Pentagon Admits to Gay Bomb (non-lethal hormone weapon)
 
An organisation which monitors military spending has uncovered a plan which was considered by the Pentagon in which a hormone bomb would release chemicals that would turn the enemy gay and make him more interested in his comrades than his enemy.

The 'pink bomb' idea was given repeated consideration by the US military as an option in its plan to develop non-lethal weapons, according to researcher Edward Hammond who used Freedom Of Information powers to uncover documents dating back to 1994.

The plan was "to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another" says Hammond. The military has stated that the idea has since been abandoned.

Source: cbs5.com

StickyGreen 06-12-2007 04:18 PM

lol, I doubt that shit works.

If our military really does have the technology capable of doing shit like this then we better watch the fuck out... makes you wonder if they also really do know a lot about mind control...

fluffygrrl 06-12-2007 04:48 PM

Buncha hippies made it to military desk jobs.

notabook 06-12-2007 05:01 PM

Ah, the old San Francisco Missile attack. Always a kicker.

GrouchyAdmin 06-12-2007 05:01 PM

Followed by the informational documentary after the STD movie:

How to tell your comrade is a bummer:
  • Starts singing Pet Shop Boys & Cher tunes.
  • Constantly asks you to 'watch his back,' while in the shower.
  • Throws himself on a male Taiwaneese hooker, "To save the platoon."
  • Uses any excuse possible to get K.P. duty, and pretends he's a waiter..

Big Red Machine 06-12-2007 06:58 PM

I wonder if the rocket would be like the Lamar Pole(his Javlin) in Revenge of the Nerds

aico 06-12-2007 07:00 PM

Edit... notabook beat me to it...

BradM 06-12-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12589702)
Ah, the old San Francisco Missile attack. Always a kicker.

HOLY FUCK LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I got the connection

link for those who didn't

stickyfingerz 06-12-2007 07:15 PM

It was never approved by anyone. It was a project PITCHED to the pentagon when they asked for non lethal chemical weapons. PITCHED TO! So I can go in and pitch a plan that turns panda bears into navy seal commandos. Does that mean the Pentagon would admit to a platoon of secret navy seal pandas???

Theo 06-12-2007 07:18 PM

they gave up on the idea long time ago
they work now on a bomb that will turn US military to straight

LiveDose 06-12-2007 07:20 PM

I believe that bomb was originally tested in San Francisco.

Pornwolf 06-12-2007 07:26 PM

Considering the way X works I could see this Gay Bomb being possible.

woj 06-12-2007 09:05 PM

that's kinda funny, heh

woj 06-12-2007 09:07 PM

that's kinda funny, heh

Vlad 06-12-2007 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 12590401)
they gave up on the idea long time ago
they work now on a bomb that will turn US military to straight

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Casa Nova 06-12-2007 09:15 PM

Now I wonder how much money was wasted Researching such a stupid thing like this. Don't you love how your tax dollars are being spent.


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