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AK 06-12-2007 10:06 AM

Quote of the day!
 
A friend of mine sent me email of some cool quotes.. this one sticks out for me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-Henry Youngman

Married people, your thoughts?

Violetta 06-12-2007 10:32 AM

hahahahahaha.. great!


"Life is what happends when you plan something else"


(if I translated that right)

Jimmy Rock 06-12-2007 10:36 AM

HAHA way to funny

carol.prime 06-12-2007 10:37 AM

"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it."
sounds drama..but this is my favorite..
-Helen Rowland-

woj 06-12-2007 10:44 AM

great quote :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Scott McD 06-12-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime (Post 12587064)
"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it."

Sounds like my gf when i'm on the phone to her... :disgust

HammerALL 06-12-2007 10:48 AM

"Bachelors know women better than married men or else they would be married too." <------ My favorite.

tranza 06-12-2007 10:51 AM

Lol.... Nice one!!

Michaelious 06-12-2007 10:53 AM

Like the quotes, i'll be doing abest man speech at some point soon so they'll be useful.

AK 06-12-2007 10:54 AM

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran

AK 06-12-2007 10:55 AM

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray

Strickie 06-12-2007 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 12586834)
A friend of mine sent me email of some cool quotes.. this one sticks out for me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-Henry Youngman

Married people, your thoughts?

I'm not married, but that's a good one dude!

ADL Josh 06-12-2007 11:21 AM

lol, that's pretty funny:thumbsup

mikeyddddd 06-12-2007 11:25 AM

Take my wife. Please!

AK 06-12-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 12587410)
Take my wife. Please!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup
what does she look like...?
lol

AK 06-12-2007 06:07 PM

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
-Anonymous

Miss Munki 06-12-2007 06:11 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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