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06-11-2007 03:01 PM |
I think I out-did myself last night down the DIRTY JERSEY SHORE.....
so I go to surf club (for those that dont know what that is its basically the fucking craziest outdoor/indoor club on the ocean ever down in jersey) johnathan peters was spinning, as soon as i got there i knew the whole place because im really fucking popular and amazing looking..............ANYWHO. took me about .001 seconds before im making out with some cumhog i met two nights ago who basically soaked the whole club floor with her pussy juices when she realized she had a chance to make out with me again.
Anyways I send her on her way in about 7 minutes and move on to the next broad I see who I really want to finger or maybe just feel her tits but def make out. Blonde, huge fake tits, the works, get her number make out with her in front of girl #2 and send her on her way. As Im hanging out with my bro joey talking about who's abs look sicker and how were the best looking ones in the club I realize I see a porn star. Tiffany Rayne. I go immediately right up to her and notify her that ive seen her get anal creampie'd by black cocks and that i thought that was fucking EXCELLENT, start making out with her, she drags me into a bathroom that locks and is for one person, does a line of coke off my dick and sucks it a little, i fingerblast her snatch and she proceeds to try to get me to go home with her in LBI which is like 45 mins south, fuck that, i have work the next day, get her number and told her i'd show her how to fuck, she agreed.
moving on, last broad i meet, this is broad 4 or 5 i forget anyways i end up getting a hotel room and smashing her twat in for a good 4 hours, she was divorced a week ago........or at least thats what she said, i forget her name though.
oh, and im waiting for tiffany rayne (real name stacy) to send me pics of us, my arms look ridiculous in it.
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