Now for some SAD NEWS (news)
 

darwin was obviously right

whatta freaking idiot
 

move over mr hands you have company:upsidedow

wtf???:Oh crap

Fuuuuck.

damn, what a retard

very sad and dumb at the same time.

Methinks that be a photoshoppe.

Are we males that desperate for a blowjob? Here's a tip if something has TEETH be careful putting your dick in it. At least with a woman you can say "hey bitch, too much teeth!"

You have to be demented in the first place to try that

He's slightly less demented than the guy who thought it was a good idea to let a horse fuck him in the ass.

that's really a sad news... that's because of a jk

aHAHAHAAH that's hilarious !! thanks for sharing :)

Christ, where is that newspaper from, bumfuck Arkansas? I've never seen so many typos in a published article.

Oh, and I blame the kid's parents. That's definitely the downside of keeping your teenage kids all sheltered and innocent when you probably should have taught them a few things about sex, and how certain things in life works, like the kinds of fuckers who might try to play you for a complete sucker, or in this case suckee.

o wait, the die part isnt hilarious the penis getting bit was

I hope it is just a joke !

How is that sad? Thinning the heard is never sad.

Ok now I'm a parent and I think a do a good job and I do talk to my son about sex. I have not however told my son not to let a calf suck his penis. Just really enver crossed my mind that it would be an issue.

If what you're telling me about you and your kid is true, then you'll likely find that a little education goes a long way, and can have a positive "common sense" effect in such um... extenuating circumstances that may arise in his life.

In other words you don't have to specifically tell your kid not to stick his peepee in an animal's mouth for him to realize that that's probably not the smartest thing to do if you just cover the basics and lead your own life in a way that shows him a good example to go by.

Well based on how stupid you are in general, more than likely your children are just mouth breathers anyway. :2 cents:

Who in the fuck are you? I've never done jack shit to you for you to open your fucking mouth. Prove that I have. You probably like to rape animals. Welcome to my ignore list BIATCH! That's Ok I see that you're just akid anyways.

Even if you'd directed that comment at me I would have laughed.


Fucker, you owe me a keyboard. :1orglaugh

Who am I? I'm the guy that just called you shit.

You don't have to do anything _to_ me. I just find you to be in general quite retarded. I can't be the only one.

Please, please, please don't ignore me. You're going to collapse my fragile sense of self-worth. :helpme