PRO LEVEL Designer Wanted
 

Ok, we are having a tough time finding quality designers for splash pages.

We hire designers and the work in their portfolios is nothing like we receive.

We get the most unimaginative crap back. If it looks porny like every 2 bit site out there no one will be interested.

Here is an example of a pro level site:

good

Here is one that is not pro level:

not so good

Here is an example of a pro level site:

good

Here is one that is not pro level:

not so good

Can you see the distinction? If yes continue reading.


We are desperately looking for someone to do a pro level splash page. Just 1 page. We have been through two designers already,
paid them in full and not received the level of quality that was being produced in their portfolios. Paid them in full.

If you are familiar with asian sites and words such as Kogal then maybe we can get you to do two pages.

If you got what we need please post examples and email or ICQ.

That is all.

126813938

how is this

http://www.allliquid.com

http://www.likewhoa.com

http://www.sexcounter.com

http://www.adultrevenueservice.com


these are just a few examples of our work, for more visit:

http://design.likewhoa.com for portfolio

hit me up on icq 3302961 to talk business.

:glugglug

You are too fucking fussy. Jesus Christ. I convert sites that are 10 times shittier than your "not so good" ones at 1:25 all fucking day long.

All your "good" sites are the same generic looking crap with the same shit you see every place else.

People want good niches they like and they don't care about fancy fucking sites. It's ALL in the niche. Got it?

Umm Thanks for the business tip.

I am not going to post the designs we got back from the designers we paid. Rest assured they were not good. And they were not as advertised.

I am trying to use some examples to illustrate skill and quality. What we would want would be different in content and design to what I had posted.

Check us out, we will do it any way you want
www.darklandstudios.com

to some extent that is true twistyneck..but only to a point.

An 'ultraslick' site design won't sell an amateur site and an amateur design won't sell a high end site.

the site design has to be targetted to the audience.

Personally...i like the colour and feel of private.com....
good domain name too! :1orglaugh

Hey standaman I'm not sure if it's just me but I've never been able to open http://design.likewhoa.com/
I tried to check it a few times but always get "The page cannot be displayed"
www.likewhoa.com loads fine for me tho

http://www.paysitedesign.com or icq 122638232 (Hungryman)

archer,how often do you update your signature? :Graucho

Can't wait for the next update huh? :winkwink:

http://www.mavwebdesigns.com/club.html

http://www.mavwebdesigns.com/blondepussy.html

http://www.mavwebdesigns.com/barn.html

http://www.mavwebdesigns.com/spa.html

Check sig for more details and examples.

If your looking for Pro level Designers click my sig

i see. pro-level is supposed to take 10x as long to load as non-pro level. that's a good tip! :thumbsup

haha

How is this for a design ?

http://www.livebrazilbabes.com

We can design in any style you like.

Hit me up on ICQ

Here's some examples of what i can do...
AdultLicks.com
EbonyFem.com
HardcoreInvasion.com
HardcoreLogin.com

Check my sig for contact info..

How about these :

www.eroticpink.com
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
www.xxxnightly.com
www.longforsex.com
www.cocksthatrock.com

CONTACT ME
AIM: kidcrackle666
[email protected]
[email protected]

SR should be working just fine, getting people submitting info from there. lmk what dns u use.

Hi Shoplifter,

Please feel free to check out our huge online Portfolio at:

http://www.webinc.com

We produce High Quality Sites, Banners, Etc.

Thanks

Todd Ostrer
[email protected]
888-999-4554
ICQ: 52344098
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I'm amazed at how many of you guys apparently don't know your page designs are popping javascript errors when they load. I got about 10 js debug popups and I did not check all the links that were posted, not the best thing for a tour. I was going to list them all but I think it's better to just say turn that option back on in your browser and check your own links.

PRO LEVEL DESIGN

hit me up

http://design.likewhoa.com

:drinkup

design.likewhoa.com

opticalamplitude.com

<h6><b><font color="red">The Third Wave</font></b></h6>

Well, may I be the first to say- GFY!

Oh, and there'd have beeen a number of other people ahead of me if you'd just made it simple and started your own thread that spammed the shittake out of us from the gitgo'...

www.orchiddesigns.com - portolio pages, prices, order form, everything you could need before you decide

and all my clients are happy

That hotmail address is very promising.

But the designs are quite good...

If you want a unique design that will look unlike anything you have seen before -- with custom hand drawing, animation, caricatures, flash animation, etc. the best artist I know is http://www.mark2000.com/

Right now he needs work -- we went to art school together and he's a personal friend so if you want to ask him questions, contact me at [email protected] and I'll send his phone #.

This guy can draw cool shit all day long and convert it to vector formats for flash or whatever -- so if you have a project where you need a custom drawings, characters, etc -- Mark will hook you up.

If you still haven't found your designer, check us out, we will cut you a sweet deal

We are the best

1019672

Why don't you just hire the guys that did the sites you consider the sites you consider PRO level. Or do you wanna be cheap??

You get what you pay for.

DG

Nice design, but the content don't match with the domain name.
They aren't brazilian girls...... well, but if you can make the visitors think they are :Graucho

PRO LEVEL DESIGNS:
www.dickmansdesign.com

Jer

Thanks for mentioning my services Jer! :)

Shoplifter, I know what you are looking for. Please take a moment to look at my site. Read our proposal, take a look at our portfolio and see what our clients have to say about our works. Hit me up on iCQ #107450119 or drop me an email (bruno at dickmansdesign dot com) and we will provide a great design solution for you.

Take care and Best Regards,

Bruno Dickman

Is there something about letting people know their page designs have javascript errors in them that corresponds to spam? Get your head out of your ass, shaddup and just go fix your shit.:1orglaugh

In case there is any confusion let me just make it clear I have no interest in this job, I thought I was giving some of you a heads up.

what the hell does e-mail address have to do w/design fucklick?

anytime you think you can design a single thing better than me you let me know . . . when your done w/your coloring book anyway skippy.

Thanx a bunch Viper-VC :cool-as-a

Well, here you have some. Quite unexpensive and very fast

http://www.fdsign.com/content.html

Shoplifter!!
If u have'nt found a designer yet, there is no need 2 look any further. There isn't a single thing I can't design . . . .nothing!!
I'll do you right
:thumbsup

Check us out!

www.vividrevolution.com

yo! kid crackle... great nic.....:1orglaugh

do u have some sample urls that u could post? I'd like to take a look, please.

Adult:
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.eroticpink.com
www.christina-leardini.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
www.xxxnightly.com
www.cocksthatrock.com

Nonadult:
www.nycclubspot.com(not finished)
www.mediamanifest(under constr.)
www.wn2000.com
http://www.wn2000.com/#

and a ton of other shit that is no longer up, over 200 sites

check me out at www.blackmonkey.com/J4F or www.blackmonkey.com
icq 107688475
[email protected]