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nico-t 06-07-2007 06:36 PM

Its official: GFY is the slowest forum in the history of the internet!
 
For GFY it wasn't really hard to achieve this title to begin with, since any other board that's 10 times bigger as gfy is ~100 times faster. So GFY already devoured all it's competitors.
The only other requirement for this honorable title was that the extreme slowness would be consistent for at least one year. And they made it!

Congrats and let's try and keep it slow as a turd going uphill for another year! :thumbsup

Brad Mitchell 06-07-2007 07:32 PM

Quit bitching Troll, this is the best board out there. :)

Brad

IllTestYourGirls 06-07-2007 07:44 PM

the people here are FUN! But I agree its fucking slow. If this was a new site, with a few people talking, no one would come back.

Spunky 06-07-2007 07:48 PM

Strike 3 :glugglug

geedub 06-07-2007 07:52 PM

id have to disagree. i visit a coral reef tank forum cas i have a tank myself, and that forum is by far slower than gfy. 9 out of 10 times search doesnt even work cause the server load is through the roof

DTK 06-07-2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 12564816)
Quit bitching Troll, this is the best board out there. :)

Brad

doesn't change the fact that this board is inexplicably slow... dunno, maybe it's constantly under attack

Iron Fist 06-07-2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 12564816)
Quit bitching Troll, this is the best board out there. :)

Brad

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:error

dogfart-movies 06-07-2007 07:53 PM

yeah it is well slow lol (clunk)

nico-t 06-08-2007 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 12564816)
Quit bitching Troll, this is the best board out there. :)

Brad

That doesn't have anything to do with what I just said now, does it?

Klen 06-08-2007 04:37 AM

Btw beacuse of this dean capture was banned hehe

djroof 06-08-2007 04:37 AM

I think is too fast!!!!!

jdc 06-08-2007 06:49 AM

but at least, people here are the greatest people on earth!

Big_D 06-08-2007 06:53 AM

sometimes yeah, but not lately...

Cum&Spam 06-08-2007 06:57 AM

Not the slowest forum, now cmon...lol
I visit other forums and are much slower.

GFY is not that slow, just sometimes.

tolik 06-08-2007 06:59 AM

sometimes does not loading for me at all.
too long to respond - it what i getting at firefox

Andiz 06-08-2007 07:06 AM

Here's my 2 cent:

Remove all the contest threads for 1 month.....and let's see if the speed improves.

Marie 06-08-2007 07:10 AM

You're a guest here. Stop complaining.

nico-t 06-08-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marie (Post 12567050)
You're a guest here. Stop complaining.

great argument :thumbsup </sarcasm>

:pimp:pimp

MaDalton 06-08-2007 03:25 PM

i just sneaked in to see if you are already banned :upsidedow

Jarmusch 06-08-2007 03:28 PM

Yep very slow, in fact it timed out while trying to open this thread. :(

eroswebmaster 06-08-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 12564907)
id have to disagree. i visit a coral reef tank forum cas i have a tank myself, and that forum is by far slower than gfy. 9 out of 10 times search doesnt even work cause the server load is through the roof

I'm sure Nico didn't really mean it, he was just exaggerating a bit. However, with the money this board, and the company that owns it pulls in it does speak volumes about management.

nico-t 06-09-2007 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 12569361)
I'm sure Nico didn't really mean it, he was just exaggerating a bit. However, with the money this board, and the company that owns it pulls in it does speak volumes about management.

word. Fight the power!

Michaelious 06-09-2007 08:52 AM

Yeah i love this site, it's great.

ServerGenius 06-09-2007 08:55 AM

well considering by the non relevant replies you see in EVERY thread I'd say
it's rather the opposite.....things here move WAY TOO FAST for people to
keep up with :1orglaugh

DidierE 06-09-2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Here's my 2 cent:

Remove all the contest threads for 1 month.....and let's see if the speed improves.
I'd say don't be cheap and buy yourself a decent server. Because now it's like the forum is hosted on a cheap $10/month shared server or something. This will improve speed a lot!

Oh and another thing...what's up with the "Instant email upon reply" thing not working and the PM system missing?? :disgust

FiReC 06-09-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 12564907)
id have to disagree. i visit a coral reef tank forum cas i have a tank myself, and that forum is by far slower than gfy. 9 out of 10 times search doesnt even work cause the server load is through the roof

hehe reef central....now there is a forum even slower than GFY. they have no idea how to handle the load.

RawAlex 06-09-2007 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 12566583)
Btw beacuse of this dean capture was banned hehe

Incorrect - Dean could have bitched all he liked, but he crossed the line and was very politically incorrect in discussing Playboy. He used at least one too many four letter words in suggesting what the Bunny might do in it's spare time (while waiting for the pages to load, I guess).

As for the board, it is big and unwieldy, and often seems to have issues connecting to the main database server, which means very uneven performance. It is fast sometimes, other times it goes off into la-la land. I somehow don't think that the software was actually designed to truly scale up to the levels that GFY is putting it to.

tony286 06-09-2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 12572555)

As for the board, it is big and unwieldy, and often seems to have issues connecting to the main database server, which means very uneven performance. It is fast sometimes, other times it goes off into la-la land. I somehow don't think that the software was actually designed to truly scale up to the levels that GFY is putting it to.

I bet your right on the software issue.

DidierE 06-09-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

As for the board, it is big and unwieldy, and often seems to have issues connecting to the main database server, which means very uneven performance. It is fast sometimes, other times it goes off into la-la land. I somehow don't think that the software was actually designed to truly scale up to the levels that GFY is putting it to.
VBulletin is the best. The Digitalpoint board doesn't have this problem and they are almost twice the size of GFY.

It's a server issue, i'm telling ya :thumbsup

ServerGenius 06-09-2007 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 12572555)
Incorrect - Dean could have bitched all he liked, but he crossed the line and was very politically incorrect in discussing Playboy. He used at least one too many four letter words in suggesting what the Bunny might do in it's spare time (while waiting for the pages to load, I guess).

As for the board, it is big and unwieldy, and often seems to have issues connecting to the main database server, which means very uneven performance. It is fast sometimes, other times it goes off into la-la land. I somehow don't think that the software was actually designed to truly scale up to the levels that GFY is putting it to.


GFY isn't as big of a bulletin board as everyone seems to think. Sure's there a
few people here and a lot of posts but there's MUCH bigger and busier boards
around that run a lot faster.

:2 cents:

SexualDragon 06-09-2007 11:13 AM

Quick for me today

nico-t 06-09-2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 12572876)
Quick for me today

thats not the point... the speed of this forum is like a roller coaster, quick one moment, timing out the other moment, and they dont do shit to change it

adonthenet 06-09-2007 11:37 AM

actualy.. its fast :P


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