I was going to start my own Paris thread, but...
 

...just decided I'd rather remind people that for every article the spend reading about Paris Hilton, they could be spending that same time making money with us :)

I actually heard that she got out of jail early so she could get her sites geared up for a new promotion we have in the works that will be announced soon...

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BTW, I always though Nicky Hilton was hotter...

i think Nicky is way hotter also.....lol

Yup and Nicole Ritchie was way hotter before she became a walking skeleton...

so is this the "Not Paris" thread?

so is this the "Not Paris" thread?

correct, this is the "Not Paris" thread

kinda sounds like a paris thread to me but it might require further investigation. i'll have sherlock holmes on this case right away!

uh oh, I better be careful with my new "Not Britney" thread I'm mulling...