I'm stranded in my car in the middle of fuckin nowhere
 

So I was driving from my beach house this morning (20 minutes ago, haha), fueled up, and the car suddenly stopped being all that throttly and such. 5k rpm and 0 throttle. And all of a sudden the transmission just dies. WTF? The engine is ok, but there is no transmission. The clutch is dead.

It's a Manual Hyundai Tucson 06, has only < 10k miles on it. So you pay the dealer $30k to get this kind of a piece of shit...

IM SO PISSED!

Hyundai??????????????



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I agree with Sleezy !! :-x


Hyundai

:::PUNCH:::

Yeah, I deserve all that.

Fuckin piece of shit fuck!

I just went for the 5 year guarantee in order to have a _reliable_ suburban. I have my Pajero for real driving needs.

Fuckfuckfuucccckkk

dude - you want to keep a HYUNDAI for 5 years???????????????







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BUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

Hyundai is not a brand I'd ever pay 30K for! :)

Well where I live 30k isn't much. I know you can get Hummers for 20k in US. Here they cost from 50-60k.

And yes, I have friends who's Santa Fe's are now 5 years in the running and no problems at all

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this just gets funnier and funnier

hahah! sleazy you made me laugh with that "bwahahahah!!"
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:

lol driving a piece of shit car has nothing to do with it, if your clutch goes out dude at 10k that means you need to learn how to drive stick. first gears a bitch LOL learn to drive dude, a clutch should last at least 120k if you know how to drive.

This ain't my first car. It might not actually be the clutch but the gearbox itself. Damn, where the fuck is the toe truck

If it's any consolation i ran out of fuel on the way home from work in the rain last night...



So I walked to a servo, bought a jerrycan and some fuel and walked back to discover i'd locked the keys in the car!



25 mins in the rain later and i've found a coathanger and broken in only to find there's no funnel to get the fuel from the can into the van! :(



So i made a makeshift funnel out of a softdrink bottle and got no more than 2 (of the 5) litres into the tank...



jumped in and turned the key...




THE FUCKING BATTERY WAS FLAT!!!

I ended up jump starting it in reverse backwards down a one way street!


btw i can't believe you bought a Hyundai! :Oh crap