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Wiseman 06-06-2007 03:19 PM

Quickbuck Buying All Your Canceled Members!
 
Hey all if you have a merchant acount and are looking for ways to make some extra bling hit me up. We can buy all your members as they are on the way out the door. No reason to let em leave ya with out making a few bucks off em huh!!!

Ace_luffy 06-06-2007 03:20 PM

goodluck mate....

chri$tian 06-06-2007 04:05 PM

What if you don't have a merchant account?

Wiseman 06-07-2007 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AtlasChris (Post 12557450)
What if you don't have a merchant account?

Well there isnt much I can do then. But for those of you who have merchant acounts hit me up!!

BAKO 06-07-2007 11:06 AM

Bump for Wiseman :)

MaDalton 06-07-2007 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman (Post 12557200)
Hey all if you have a merchant acount and are looking for ways to make some extra bling hit me up. We can buy all your members as they are on the way out the door. No reason to let em leave ya with out making a few bucks off em huh!!!

a lot of members cancel to come back after a couple of months to download the updates - i'm not sure if they will after they got unpleasently fucked by you as you advertise... :2 cents:

Wiseman 06-07-2007 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 12562459)
a lot of members cancel to come back after a couple of months to download the updates - i'm not sure if they will after they got unpleasently fucked by you as you advertise... :2 cents:

Un pleasently fucked? ok mang. good point the surfer is our friend. lol

dissipate 06-07-2007 11:27 AM

Monetizing surfers... oh lord no!

Wiseman 06-07-2007 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 12562563)
Monetizing surfers... oh lord no!

OH!!! I LIKE THAT ONE!!! thanks for hitting me up mang. cant wait to get that deal working!

MaDalton 06-07-2007 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman (Post 12562534)
Un pleasently fucked? ok mang. good point the surfer is our friend. lol

dunno what you are trying to tell me, until then i take your sig seriously and would not risk that my members have an unpleasant experience right after cancelling their membership with me.

azurecash 06-07-2007 01:59 PM

We would be happy to email out list for fee for any company. We don't want to sell them outright though. If anyone wants to do inactive campaign for a fee hit me up via email or icq. [email protected]

Wiseman 06-07-2007 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by azurecash (Post 12563360)
We would be happy to email out list for fee for any company. We don't want to sell them outright though. If anyone wants to do inactive campaign for a fee hit me up via email or icq. [email protected]


Ding Ding. Hit me up

collegegirlscash 06-07-2007 05:09 PM

just hit you up

p1mpdogg 06-07-2007 05:12 PM

hit me up wisefag. i have a netbilling acct.

Barefootsies 06-07-2007 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12564200)
hit me up wisefag. i have a netbilling acct.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wiseman 06-07-2007 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12564200)
hit me up wisefag. i have a netbilling acct.

Yo pimple on your nuts I can't seem to fuckingfind you on my massive list of icq names. hit me up pimpless dog

Snake Doctor 06-07-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman (Post 12562534)
Un pleasently fucked? ok mang. good point the surfer is our friend. lol

The surfer may not be our friend but the PAYSITE MEMBER most definitely is, and I can only guess by your cavalier attitude towards them that you wouldn't lose any sleep if you fucked them over.

Also, something you might not be familiar with is that when you actually have a members area worth visiting, people do come back after they cancel and rejoin. I can understand why you have no experience with that though. :2 cents:

Phoenix 06-07-2007 06:38 PM

hey didnt you guys hear?

squishy is donkey punch

Donkey Punch 06-07-2007 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12564564)
hey didnt you guys hear?

squishy is donkey punch

O god, you gotta be joking :1orglaugh

Phoenix 06-07-2007 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12564606)
O god, you gotta be joking :1orglaugh

haha you know im jokin man:)

Quick Buck 06-07-2007 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12564524)
The surfer may not be our friend but the PAYSITE MEMBER most definitely is, and I can only guess by your cavalier attitude towards them that you wouldn't lose any sleep if you fucked them over.

Also, something you might not be familiar with is that when you actually have a members area worth visiting, people do come back after they cancel and rejoin. I can understand why you have no experience with that though. :2 cents:

dude, you take yourself way to seriously.

we're talking about a real common, basic cancel type cross sell.. the guy cancels and you say "hey, ok you cancelled my site, sorry to see you go would you like a membership to a quickbuck site instead?" if they say yes.. wee you make money.. if they say no.. you're no worse off.

seriously... just cause it's in somebody's sig doesn't mean it's *real* :)

i think we should be able to have some thread quality control.. like in our threads we should be able to ban anybody from posting who obviously comes from the "have you hugged a surfer today" mentality.

NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN RICH JERKING THE SURFER OFF. YOU HAVE TO LET THEM DO THAT THEMSELVES.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-07-2007 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12564669)
NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN RICH JERKING THE SURFER OFF. YOU HAVE TO LET THEM DO THAT THEMSELVES.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Wiseman 06-07-2007 07:13 PM

blah blah blah
Fuck the surfer so I can pay you more. There I said it!!!!

Wiseman 06-08-2007 10:12 AM

Bump for a new day!

Snake Doctor 06-08-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12564669)
dude, you take yourself way to seriously.

we're talking about a real common, basic cancel type cross sell.. the guy cancels and you say "hey, ok you cancelled my site, sorry to see you go would you like a membership to a quickbuck site instead?" if they say yes.. wee you make money.. if they say no.. you're no worse off.

seriously... just cause it's in somebody's sig doesn't mean it's *real* :)

i think we should be able to have some thread quality control.. like in our threads we should be able to ban anybody from posting who obviously comes from the "have you hugged a surfer today" mentality.


Again you seem to fail to realize the difference between the surfer and the member.
My bro MaDalton said that he wouldn't want to send members to someone who says they love to fuck the surfer. Instead of saying that's not "real" it's just a joke, your boy belittled him and reiterated your disdain for surfers and how you love to fuck them over.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12564669)
NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN RICH JERKING THE SURFER OFF. YOU HAVE TO LET THEM DO THAT THEMSELVES.

Lots of people have gotten rich by jerking their members off. See ATK, Karups, Twisty's, Naughty America etc etc.
They coddle thier members, they make it easy to cancel if they want to, they don't bombard them with emails after they leave or try to install toolbars into their browsers, or try to sell them other shit after they've already paid to be a member of the site. They provide a unique, quality product and they know that people who leave will very often come back.

Of course some people are just out for a "quick buck" and want to fleece people for every cent they can before they ruin biz for the rest of us and move to the carribean with all of their ill gotten gains. :2 cents:

RyuLion 06-08-2007 01:25 PM

hitting you up..

Wiseman 06-09-2007 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 12568825)
hitting you up..

Sweet!! lets do this!!!

Quick Buck 06-09-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12568629)
Again you seem to fail to realize the difference between the surfer and the member.
My bro MaDalton said that he wouldn't want to send members to someone who says they love to fuck the surfer. Instead of saying that's not "real" it's just a joke, your boy belittled him and reiterated your disdain for surfers and how you love to fuck them over.



Lots of people have gotten rich by jerking their members off. See ATK, Karups, Twisty's, Naughty America etc etc.
They coddle thier members, they make it easy to cancel if they want to, they don't bombard them with emails after they leave or try to install toolbars into their browsers, or try to sell them other shit after they've already paid to be a member of the site. They provide a unique, quality product and they know that people who leave will very often come back.

Of course some people are just out for a "quick buck" and want to fleece people for every cent they can before they ruin biz for the rest of us and move to the carribean with all of their ill gotten gains. :2 cents:

blahblahblah.. your *boy* jumped into a thread where we were soliciting business and decided to bash our concept when he didnt even understand it.

He deserve(d/s) ever tongue lashing he gets. You start a thread about your business, i'll jump in calling you a crook and then see how you react. :)

I'll say it again, if somebody joins your site for a trial and cancels, while there is a small chance they will come back again, the overwhelming odds are that the surfer is "just moving on".. they've prequalified themselves as buyers of adult content with a working credit card so take advantage of that knowledge and offer them something else.. your site might have SUCKED and thats why they are cancelling or maybe you didnt have what they wanted or maybe they couldnt get your videos to work, there are 5000 reasons people cancel, 99% of them give you a GOOD reason to try and provide them with other purchase opportunities where you can make money.

We joke around about "fucking the surfer" but it's really just our way of saying that we optimize our revenue... i never get tired of hearing myself say this:

"IF YOU WANT A FRIEND, BUY A DOG. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY, USE QUICKBUCK"

Someday ALL of this will end, it will no longer be here and you will no longer be making money from your recurring members, 1 year, 5 years, 10 years... coddling members is great, but coddling CANCELLED members is fucking stupid.

webgurl 06-09-2007 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12564669)

seriously... just cause it's in somebody's sig doesn't mean it's *real* :)

hell yah it does :winkwink::1orglaugh

Wiseman 06-09-2007 01:26 PM

every ting on the intra web is real

Snake Doctor 06-09-2007 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12572903)
blahblahblah.. your *boy* jumped into a thread where we were soliciting business and decided to bash our concept when he didnt even understand it.

He deserve(d/s) ever tongue lashing he gets. You start a thread about your business, i'll jump in calling you a crook and then see how you react. :)

Gee you start a thread saying you'll "buy" our cancelled members, and have "fuck the surfer, we do" in your sig, and then you complain about being called a crook?
You practically called yourself one. You can "say" that you're joking but the overall tone of all of your posts concerning surfers and members says otherwise.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12572903)
I'll say it again, if somebody joins your site for a trial and cancels, while there is a small chance they will come back again, the overwhelming odds are that the surfer is "just moving on"

This is a really naive statement coming from someone who's been in the business as long as you. There are lots of sites that make bloody fortunes off of returning members. One because they have TONS of them, and two because those members are 100% profit.
Obviously when you don't offer a decent membership experience to your surfers and try to fleece them for every cent in their pockets, you don't have any experience with returning members, so I understand your naivete on the subject.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Buck (Post 12572903)
Someday ALL of this will end, it will no longer be here and you will no longer be making money from your recurring members.

So obviously your position is that we should bleed every last cent possible using every shady method possible from every person who lays eyes on our sites?

Nice to know who's in it for the long term and who isn't

You definitely named your program appropriately. :2 cents:

Quick Buck 06-09-2007 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12573561)
So obviously your position is that we should bleed every last cent possible using every shady method possible from every person who lays eyes on our sites?

Let me edit your quote to properly illustrate my position... this is the issue I have with so many of the sheep... they associate anything that makes money that they don't get or don't "approve of" as "shady"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12573561)
So obviously your position is that we should bleed every last cent possible using every legal method possible from every person who lays eyes on our sites?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12573561)
You definitely named your program appropriately. :2 cents:

Thanks for the compliment!

If you're here for "slow money" and the "i'll average $48 per member recurring if you average it out over 7 years" then yeah... QuickBuck probabaly isnt the program for you.

I like to think that we are here to make as much money as we can as quickly as we can and that we help our webmasters do the same! If you like money, and like getting as much of it as you can as quickly as can then we see eye to eye and can probably make eachother a lot of money :)


Peace Out
-QB

Wiseman 06-10-2007 03:17 AM

what he said. If yuo calculate the life time of surfer a by the life time of credit card B X the amount of rebills of surfer A you get Z

thats my algabra lesson for the day.


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