How do you force a girl to swallow?
 

This sounds bad, but I want my girl to really be "my girl" - that is to say, she needs to know that she has to do what I tell her. Making her swallow during oral seems, to me, to be a good first step.

I think if I was to do this, it would break her willpower to resist during other parts of the dating process (Anal, etc..), and she would be easier to manipulate out of worthless drama like today.


Can someone give me some advice? (No angry women please, maybe you would be happy if your boyfriend was man enough to do the same for you.)

I'd say the real question is how to keep her from biting while you're forcing her to swallow.

Great minds think alike, you took the words out of my mouth.

Jerk off in her Cheerios tomorrow morning when she is not looking. There is a good chance she will swallow it then.

Just tell her you'll buy her a new pair of shoes... ;-)

Girls love it when you don't tell them you are about to cum. Works everytime.

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That works too.

My thoughts exactly! At some point, instincts and natural reactions kick in. I doubt she'd like swallowing forcefully more than you'd like her trying to fit her fist up your ass forcefully (unless you are into that type of thing).

In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things.



"I AM NOT A SLUT, HE MADE ME, I HAD NO CHOICE" :angel

So you consider 'anal' part of the 'dating process'?

In between the times when you're forcing or manipulating your girlfriend perhaps you'd like to thank the powers that be there's a woman who's willing to date a cretin like yourself.

"In my experience, women like to be "forced" to do things."

Earth is going to be a real wake up call for you.

No fucking wonder we forget Poland!!!

this is one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time...kudos!

:helpme grow up dude :1orglaugh

Why force her to do anything? just tell her you are drinking tons of pineapple juice and other things to make it taste better and you'd really love her to try to swallow

and if that doesn't work offer to buy her shoes like someone else said :1orglaugh

You guys are putting words in my mouth to make me into a monster you can denounce. I simply want to break her of her bad habits and make her realize that swallowing semen will bring her true happiness

hold her nose

it's easy pinch her nose so she can't breathe through her nose.....problem solved. Don't ask how I know :-p

My ex of 4 years never swallowed ONCE until a week after I dumped her ass when she was trying to get me back.

This is great advice...take it and run!!

damn you beat me to it :thumbsup

I just can't take this post seriously. If you were trying for locker room humor, you nailed it.

another way but probably isn't within reach for most of you kids is to just get her so horny you don't even have to worry whether she'll spit or swallow...

FYI, I was quoting you, not putting words into your mouth.

nah, I don't think anyone's helping you look like a monster, you're doing a pretty good job yourself :2 cents:

i generally just throw em and extra c note.

I don't want her to do something she doesn't want to do, I simply want her to come around to my way of thinking

why do you say that?

Drink nothing but Pineapple Juice for 2 weeks and she won't mind so much.

It really works.

easy way to solve this in the future: don't commit to anyone without first asking if they swallow and will take it up the ass. you're screwed on this one cuz we girls either swallow or we don't, no in between.

Thats why I want to bring her around to my fashion of thinking.

good thread


cheers buddy :glugglug

I don't have to ask, mine begs me to let her have every last drop of it.

sqeeze her nose and slap her:)

why don't you try being nice?

then if it's a deal-breaker for both of you, move on.

i never had a girl that didnt swallow, is that a good thing or bad?

This is the first useful advice I got, thank you very much. I will explain to her that she should swallow for our happiness, I think that is a good first step.

if you want to do anal, why dont you fuck a guy or a tranny?
i never have quite understood why guys like doing it in the first place

Sorry, but i'm not attracted to men.

but, anal is anal, is it not?

oh, and i forgot about the whole swallowing thing... why dont you agree to make out with her after she's had your junk in her mouth

Best advice of the day...I like to have sex toys lying around my house because when a girl comes over, they will ask what's up...if they are grossed out by the toys, they're gone...if they're cool with them and take to them lightheartedly, they're at least worth a second date...

Unfortunately for you, it is too late for this advice. My advice to you is to tell her straight up that there are things that you like sexually and that you won't compromise your current or future happiness by being with a woman that won't accomodate these desires. If she leaves, it was never going to work out anyway. If she stays, then maybe she just needed the extra push in the right direction. This advice is from years of being the softspoken guy but now that I'm getting up there in my age, I don't have time for girls who aren't sexually open. :2 cents::2 cents:

tell her your ex used to do it all the time and it felt great

just fuck a bitch on the side that loves to swallow your cum

wow you really reeled them in here

nicely done

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and make sure you don't engage in any 'accidental anal'. that'll turn her off to it forever.

tell her to swallow your load otherwise you stab out her eyes

Yeah I'd just say do another girl on the side. I had an ex that wasnt into it either and it's tough to get someone to do something they dont enjoy. Even if she does it you wont feel satisfied because you'll feel she didnt really want it or enjoy it... Takes the fun outta it. Dont believe me? Fuck a chick that LOVES to swallow cum, you'll see her eyes light up when you nut in her mouth. Mega difference.

sounds like the guy behind anal hobbit

I miss anal hobbit....