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poprocks and blowjobs?
i'm 23 years old now and periodically I remember random events from highschool, and I think it's definitely safe to say i had way more chances to get laid than i ever took up back in the day.
i walked down to the convenience store with a buddy just a while ago, smoked a joint and while i was all baked picked up some pepsi and pop rocks. as i'm eating these poprocks and giggling to myself i remember this one day i must have been like 16 or something cruising around with this chick friend of mine getting baked and also eating pop rocks. she was always saying "you like poprocks?" to every and laughing about it. i thought she was just crazy and she explains that she heard something about people liking blowjobs while the chick has poprocks in her mouth. i'm 16 and stupid still so i'm thinking to myself "what the fuck are you talking about?" then she look over at me with a mouthful of poprocks and says "do you think you'd like that?" and i'm all like "i don't think so" fucking what the fuck was i thinking? :1orglaugh I've had 6 or 7 years to reconsider now, I want my poprock blowjob now damnit.... :helpme |
Ahaha. I think we've all had moments where the next day me realize "fuck! She was hitting on me!"
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hahaha... that was a funny experience... too bad you haven't got that chance of popcrank blowjob... or you find that girl and tell you'd fucking love that... LOL
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hahaha... that was a funny experience... too bad you haven't got that chance of popcrank blowjob... or you find that girl and tell you'd fucking love that... LOL
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LMAO... I share in your misery... I've had alot of opportunities like that and turned them down out of pure stupidity.... I plan to make up for it though lol
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damn, you should have gotten the poprock blowjob
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I had one once (more to see what it was like, mythbusters style) and I have to say I was not impressed. Maybe she did it wrong?
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the funniest thing to me is that i can think of at least anothercouple times i made blatant fuck ups with this same chick. she was after me for a long time, and we talked about once way after the fact. this is just another par tof the story i put together way too late... :1orglaugh
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Ahh... the innocence of youth.
Now we might be all like: "Would you mind putting those pop rock up your ass for a bit, so we can try something new?" |
that shoud be the funniest thread for today :)
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hrmmmm, anal poprocks sex?
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damn you missed out...ive never had that before but i think it would feel good/fuckedup
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yup i hate when you wake up and realize you turned down something really hot the day before knowing she won't offer it again :(
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I had my parents (They are in their 60's) in the car after a nice Italian, garlic filled dinner. I pull out the Altoids and dad starts giggling. I'm like, "What Pops?". He says, "do you know what I heard about Altoids?"
Anyone ever try it? |
Blame mary jane ;)
I always act like a loser when i'm high |
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Poprock Blowjobs are not as cool as they sound. Can't say I would do it again. haha
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Man, looking back I pissed away so many opportunities to get laid back in High School. Really pisses me off If I think about it for too long.
Never ever heard of the pop rocks thing tho. |
Poprocks didn't do anything for me...the head was great, but no better than without the poprocks. Tried it sober & 'intoxicated', too. Maybe it'd feel better on another substance, but I haven't tried that...and don't really intend to. Just a myth, IMO.
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D that was the best thread all day...!
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wow that really sucks, looking back on those moments are always the worst
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we've all blown getting laid out of stupidity. But we're not totally at fault.
women should try something more than subtle hints. Especially when the male in question is under the age of 30. |
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