Larry Flynt will give you $1,000,000 if..
 

You had sex with a member of the U.S. Congress:
Hustler' seeks congressional sex secrets
WASHINGTON, June 3 (UPI) -- Had sex with a member of the U.S. Congress? Publisher Larry Flynt and his Hustler magazine are offering up to $1 million cash if you can prove it.

In a full page ad published Sunday in the Washington Post, Flynt asks for information from anyone who has had a "sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official."

"Flynt and Hustler magazine will pay you up to $1 million if we choose to publish your verified story and use your material," said the ad, which supplies a "hotline" 800 number and e-mail address.

Using the Post's advertising rates, Hustler paid about $13,640 for Sunday's ad.

Source:
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/..._secrets/2861/
(if this was already posted im sorry, i havent been around in a good week)

gakako, gakako, kuakua!

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Can I make it up?

You start reading the board and don't post shit that's been posted on the same day ;-)

If it's 5 minutes old, and news, it's been posted already.

So you should have stopped right there and went "oh, this is old, it must have been posted already".

Hey can we make another thread about this in 5 minutes??

did any of you read what i said?
"(if this was already posted im sorry, i havent been around in a good week)"
just saw it on fark last ngiht