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The jewish jokes thread
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Jewish boy to Father : Dad, can I borrow $100? Father : $80?! What do you need $60 for? :1orglaugh |
Where does a jewish guy hide his money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.
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What did the Jew say to the bank teller?
I want MORE! |
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Why jewish have a big nose ? Because the air is FREE
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This was a broadcast message on some IRC network, I don't remember which, i think it was efnet.
-Global- we have opened up 2 new chat chans. For canadians go to #canada , For jews go to #ConcentrationCamp |
Why do Jewish people like the game of Football? (American Football that is)
Because the object of the game is to get the Quarter Back :winkwink: |
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A Jew and an Italian are walking down the street together and talking about life in general, the Italian looks across the street and spots a beautiful blond with massive tits and a perfect ass.
The Italian says to the Jew, Man! I would really love to fuck her. The Jew says, Out of what? |
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did you hear about the new jewish car?
It stops on a dime. Then it picks it up. |
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I heard somebody call a cash register a "Jewish Piano" ... that was funny imo
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found this today on a website - i wonder how they figured out the pig is jewish :helpme:winkwink:
http://www.isaleporn.com/pix/jewish_pig.jpg |
Have you heard about the new German Microwave?
It seats six..... |
lol.........
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.
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you guys don't plan to do any real business in this industry, do yas?
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one of them Priest Rabbi minister jokes...
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to start a new church together as an experiment. They're trying to decide how the money will be handled, and the priest makes the first suggestion...he says " we'll draw a line on the floor, then throw the money into the air. Whatever lands to the right of line, will go to us. Whatever lands on the left side will go to god."
The minister says, "how about we just draw circle? the money that lands outside the circle will go to us. What lands inside will go to god." the Rabbi says, "Let's just throw the money into the air...whatever God can catch, he can keep." |
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Whats a difference between a jew and a canoo?
The Canoo tips!! :) |
I like this thread, LOL!
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hahaha!!! nice thread!!! :thumbsup LOL!
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A totally naked woman jumps into Moish Goldberg's taxi and says, "Take me to Brooklyn."
Moish looks at her and says, "Lady, how are you going to pay for the ride? You're totally naked and don't even have a pocketbook." The woman points between her legs and says, "How about with this?" Moish replies, "Lady, ain't you got anything smaller?" :1orglaugh |
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Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and 10 gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yalmuke, short pants, and high black sox with sandles.
The first Texan says: My name is Roger, I have 2000 acres and 3,000 head of cattle. I call my place "The Jolly Roger." The second Texan says: My name is Gene. I own 5.000 acres and 5,000 head. I call my place "Gene's Ranch Estate." The little old Jewish man says: I own 200 acres and got no cattle. And what do you call your place says Roger sarcastically. Downtown Dallas says the old Jewish man.:winkwink: |
1940, Aaron and Ariel are convicted by the nazis to death by firing squad. While they're waiting for the squad to assemble, one of those funny tricycles comes in a cloud of dust. The sentence was comuted to death by hanging.
Ariel : See ? Their days are numbered, already running out of bullets. |
isn't Lensman Jewish? you guys are tards.
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Being married to a jewish princess, I have been to Isreal on several occasions. Once thing that struck me, particularly after having lived in Germany for over ten years, is the Jewish people's capacity not to take themseleves too seriously. Whilst some of the jokes posted here might be "below the mark" and have antisementic undertones, from my experience the greatest fans of Jewish jokes are Jews themselves. |
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