I have absolutely NO idea....
 

...why this joke is so funny..... But it is.


Six year old Debra was walking her dog when she passed
the temple where she and her family attended services. As
she approached her Rabbi came out the temple door and said,
" Shalom Debra, I see the tooth fairy visited you again."

"Yes Rabbi, and she left me a dollar under my pillow." said the
six year politely. She then said, " Rabbi have you met my dog Porky?"

The old Rabbi chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you call him Porky."

She shook her head. "I'll bet you can't."

He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because he's so big and fat."

Debra shook her head. "No Rabbi, we call him that because he fucks pigs."





Muhahahaa

nice :1orglaugh

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hahaha

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When I was a kid I had a male cocker spaniel (not neutered) and a female pygmy goat.

It was hump and butt all day long. The dog would mount the goat and start humping, and the goat would squirm free turn around and head butt the dog all over the yard. For hours. It was hilarious. I thought we were gonna have doats, or gogs. hehe

oh yeah, eventually the goat ate everything in the yard and managed to break into the hemp garden. We found her late one night completely whacked out of her mind laying on the cement. We soon figured out what happened, it was hilarious. The next day my dad took the goat to some farm rescue. I'll always miss little chewy my stoner goat hahahaha

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"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my
head kept saying,
"Relax...; you are NOT the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But, another voice kept reminding me, "Buddy... you're a veterinarian!""