I am drunk at the Redneck Getaway anddddd
 

For the next 6 months I will have sex with you if you are a female.

Come find me, I will be wearing the rain poncho.

What a whore!

I played keyboards for Huey Lewis.

Heres what i never understood about Huey...

when he played with the news...were they the news or the news?

the news as in the media or the news as in the brand news...

I have never known

I rode a bicycle into town and bought a loaf of bread.

Do you like cabbage?

Bobby's driving through the city tonight, through the lights,
In a hot new rent-a-car.
He joins the lover in his heavy machine,
It's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard.

Yeah right and Brian May of Queen is my cousin ;)

what a bitch

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=738863

:-(

bump for drunken threads!

Shoehorn is the man

damn, too bad im not a woman....

but wait i guess i can change my sex in 6 months?d