Reasons not to call 911

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  • Dirty Dane
    Sick Fuck
    • Feb 2004
    • 9491

    #1

    Reasons not to call 911

    1. You don't have a phone.

    2. You're dead.
  • budz
    Disruptive Innovator
    • Sep 2003
    • 4230

    #2
    3. snitches end up in ditches
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    C:\Code\Run\

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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053

      #3
      icq 1904905

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        I guess that makes perfect sense

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        • sniperwolf
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2005
          • 17743

          #5
          hahahah, kinda funny
          ~Accepting design works~

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          • carol.prime
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2006
            • 6960

            #6
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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38992

              #7
              ok...
              I will remember that
              ️ ️

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              • donkevlar
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2006
                • 4325

                #8
                So when you're alive and you have a phone you should be calling 911 constantly?
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                • BucksMania
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3758

                  #9
                  Originally posted by donkevlar
                  So when you're alive and you have a phone you should be calling 911 constantly?
                  yup thats what i tought

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                  • DaddyHalbucks
                    A freakin' legend!
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18975

                    #10
                    911 is a great emergency service.
                    Boner Money

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                    • Michaelious
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6720

                      #11
                      Why this thread though!

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                      • fallenmuffin
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 8170

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ice
                        lol my thoughts exactly

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                        • shekinah
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2006
                          • 8452

                          #13
                          I got it!

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                          • BuggyG
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 4179

                            #14
                            the real # is 912 acording to Chief Wiggins

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