Reasons not to open an investigation into 9/11
 

Two fuck off big planes (and by big I mean really, really big) crashed into two fuck off big buildings (and by big I mean yada, yada) and they fell down. The End.

PS. And we all saw it happening on TV
PPS. Oh and a funny shaped building was hit as well. Again by a plane. Another big one.
PPS. Think that covers it. Sorry if I missed any important bits like it really wasn't a plane and we didn't really see it on TV but it was really lots of bombs planted by evil lizard people who want to rule the world with bushes and plants that can walk and talk and other scary things like that.

And you can also see David Blaine levitate on tv...

Oh shit, you heard that too?

This must be how conspiracy theories get started :winkwink:

David Blaine is the devil, his powers are as dark as Hitler's heart was black.

bush is a lizard pplz !!1 I read about it on teh interwebs!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid


niice reply :)

I saw two very large planes hit two very tall towers. I'm still surprised they stayed up as long as they did.

Thanks for playing along!

Doesn't matter how simple or complicated you think something is, you are missing the point. Any event of this magnitude there should always be an investigation no matter what. I don't care how obvious the outcome is.