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KRosh 06-01-2007 02:54 PM

Imponderables.. do you know the answers?
 
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


:helpme:pimp:helpme

Michaelious 06-01-2007 02:57 PM

Lol i like it dude!

SykkBoy 06-01-2007 03:06 PM

Why are asteroids up in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids in your ass?

Why do they call the apartments when they are joined together?

madawgz 06-01-2007 03:16 PM

why havnt aliens blown up earth yet?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-01-2007 03:28 PM

because psychics are full of shit

because it's not abbreviated.. Abbr..

as for phonetic, i suppose you could find the answer in phonetics itself. it actually is spelt the way it sounds. if we're both speaking from the same engish dialect as one another that is..


ok, what do i win?

StuartD 06-01-2007 03:31 PM

Why does lisp have an S in it?

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a drive way?

Why does the alarm have to go on to go off?

What happens if you are scared half to death twice?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-01-2007 03:37 PM

i could answer these all day, but i won't...

lagwagon 06-01-2007 03:38 PM

great thread :)

TraZz 06-01-2007 04:00 PM

StuartD stands for Stuart D Man!

The Duck 06-01-2007 04:06 PM

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

J$tyle$ 06-01-2007 04:12 PM

ha! good stuff!

:)

woj 06-01-2007 04:28 PM

heh, interesting stuff :thumbsup

jayeff 06-01-2007 05:03 PM

Okay, this is different because it does have an answer. I'm throwing it in to show off my memory: it was in a quiz at school 45 years ago :)

When are the arms of man, legs?

carol.prime 06-02-2007 12:27 PM

this thread will keep on going...
nice (non)sense post here....

hehehe!!!

TTiger 06-17-2007 03:04 PM

For you Jayeff RIP

Phoenix 06-17-2007 03:06 PM

why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway

shekinah 06-17-2007 05:37 PM

Some questions with no answers!:1orglaugh

SexualDragon 06-17-2007 05:51 PM

if 7/11 is open 24 hrs, why are there locks of the doors?

KRosh 06-17-2007 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 12614896)
if 7/11 is open 24 hrs, why are there locks of the doors?

2 reasons -

1 - they used to only be open 7-11
and

2- if they get robbed they have to lock the doors, not let anyone in the store and wait for Police

:helpme:pimp:helpme

SexualDragon 06-20-2007 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 12615201)
2 reasons -

1 - they used to only be open 7-11
and

2- if they get robbed they have to lock the doors, not let anyone in the store and wait for Police

:helpme:pimp:helpme

:mad::1orglaugh

MikeB 06-20-2007 04:50 PM

Cargo goes by ship, shipment goes by truck... (ala Gallagher).


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