To Fuck... or Not To FUCK... my neighbor's wife... POLL
 

OK....

So, my across the street neighbor is really hot. Young, 27, always out sunbathing... hot thin body... and on and on. She has flirted with me obnoxiously.... RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND (we both kept a poker face but it was soooo bloody obvious).

Her husband has told me he has a gun in every room in a side conversation when she was not around or flirting (so it was not a threat in reference to staying away from her).

She and I have had several encounters when her husband is not around. I could go into detail... but just take my word for it... She Wants it.

She gets home approximately 1/2 hour before he does each day.

They?re getting a divorce?


?.BUT STILL?.!!!

There?s only a ½ hour window of fuck-opportunity
There?s a Gun in every room!!!


Vote here and I will do thy bidding.

Mr.Bond

Risk it :)

no man, no way, resist!!! HAHAAH

Is this an attempt to make people think you last thirty minutes or more on average was it?

If I get my lazy ass back on my bike and get into shape a bit... 30 min no problem.

but here?s reality

- 5-7 minutes go head over and let her know it's on
- 45 seconds to get her to a comfortable place in the house
- 10 second pussy access... She wears skirts a lot (a real turn on for me)
- about 1-2-3 minutes to get her wet by oral stimulation... could take longer if she's nervous
- 7-10 minutes to clean up any mess and get the Fuck out of there unseen.

The Actual fuck time is only about 10 minutes at best.

i need to know your address before i answer...for all know i could be your neighbor and it could be my wife:Oh crap

ha.






8char

James Bond would fuck her.

your going to ask a bunch of fat, pimpley faced guys with neckbeards on a porn webmasters forum if you should fuck a hot chick or not, what kinda response did you expect????

haahha... I expect that I can blame it on you guys if I get Shot

CNN Headline: GFY and the adult BIZ..... they made me do it!!!

lol kinda funny one of the ones that voted to fuck here has a old lady cheating on them with another webmaster :1orglaugh


But on a serious note leave it alone man bad news :thumbsup

Mr. Bond steal all the guns and then fuck her all you want, but don't forget to have one during fucking session or else he gonna blow your head! hahaha

fuck her, man! and fuck him, too!!!:thumbsup

ha... now there's a plan I had not thought of.

But getting all the guns will take too much time. I would have to get them all... ...AND put them all back before he gets home.

man dont do anything.....however hot she is, its not worth it for a lil bit sex

get her to blow u then setup another day for a full blown fuck somewhere safe... u idiot

ask your 'balls' about it!

it would be great of you will post some pics of her..

itchy pussy needs some cock.. Go fuck her man..

If you are going to sleep with a man's wife try to make it one that doesn't know where you live.

i hope her husband shoots your cock off :321GFY

If they are getting a divorce anyway, fuck that bitch !!

Fuck her , it's a great opportunity :thumbsup

Make sure you get a bullet proof jacket just in case

i wouldn't do it!

fuck her, life is short

i say go for it :thumbsup

man take her away from home :) .. dont go into that house :)

Go for it:)
You have nothing to loose except your balls if the husband catch you hehe:thumbsup

do it at your place

google "man kills other for sleeping with wife"

how many responses does that give ya?

meet her somewhere else..30 minutes for this.. nah if he's gonna shoot you at least make the pussy worth it

i say do it!
i had a neighbor 2 housed down when i was in highschool she was around 35 years old, pretty hot, she flirted with me constantly senior year and flat out told me she wanted to blow me one day, had a 45 minute window between her and her husband coming home, we fucked like rabbits 4-5 times a week for almost an entire summer.
eventually she got caught, he found a top half of a condom wrapper, but she never told him it was me (i don't think so atleast)
best sex ever when you think you are going to get caught.

I'd say fuck her silly as much and as often as you can.

Throw caution to the wind ... you only live once my man.

They're getting a divorce, the old man is probably tired of fucking her, etc.

just what I was thinking :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

naaaa.. i dont think so!

wait til the divore. pussy ain't worth getting a bullet hole or two put in you

You better hope her husband doesn't come home and beat you ragged as a cedar tree.

wait till after the divorce

She is flirt but still don't.. Let her get a divorce first then after that, just do what you want to with her.

everyone you turn down is one you'll never get again:Oh crap

Fuck her.....

Nawww, not worth it!

stop doing that thing bro...protect your self first...wait for the divorce, that would be the safest thing to do..and processing of divorce is now fast...:)

If he has a shit load of guns, is emotional and finds you.You could be in serious trouble.

Does she mind if you wear your kevlar to bed?

Go for it as they say you only live once.. But you only die once as well from multiple gun shot wounds..:-)

fuck that whore....

i voted yes! the divorce shit did it for me.... if they were 'happily' married (no divorce plans) it would be hella more tricky... but now.. go for it!

I'd hit it.

Bone that shit like you're going to die of cancer tomorrow