What's your favorite movie line/quote?
 

"Me so horny. Me love you long time."

Full Metal Jacket hooker.

HAHAH good one.

Jackie Chan, the one with Chris Tucker

"i love to listen, the more you talk the more i can realize how full of shit you are"

LOL - I think thats how it goes lol

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" is one of my favorites right now, from godfather III

Oh, that's one of the Rush Hour movies. Funny shit. Both are in my Netflix queue.:thumbsup

"I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows."

"Jack, tell me a bedtime story."
"Fuck you."
"Oh, that's my favorite."

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction..."

More Fight Club quotes - http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

"You Can't Handle The Truth." Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.

Oh . . . and <fart> "Put that in your book." Timmons in Dances Wth Wolves.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women"

HAHA.. It seems from your other thread that its gonna be very true for you soon too..

You have to keep your friends close but your enemies closer...

Michael Corleone quoting his father Vito in The Godfather II

;-)

they live
 

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

http://www.i-marco.nl/weblog/images/bush_they_live.jpg

LOL :1orglaugh wtf movie is that from???

Now you're going to die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

English, Motherfucker! Do-you-speak-it?

should be eddie murphy in 48hrs i think

If there's ever anything I can do for you... or more to the point to you, just let me know.
Can you hammer a 6 inch spike thru a board with your penis?
Not right now-
Well, a girl has to have her standards... Real Genius

"Everybody needs Money...That's why they call it Money."

Danny DeVitto in "The Heist"

Another one from that movie is:
"My guy is quieter than an ant pissing on cotton balls."

48 Hrs.

You are correct, sir.

What do you know of great love? Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever tasted a woman until she believed that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tongue that had devoured her? Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?
Don Juan DeMarco

:thumbsup I remember that. Great line, good movie.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n1ggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

"Go ahead, make my day"
Clint Eastwood in an early "dirty harry"


"why don't i sit on your face and you can guess my weight"
bored voluptous woman remarks to bored Paul Mazursky who deadpans "sounds interesting"
can't remember the film name or female actress, but it was very funny

"Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it!"

"go ahead punk, make my day"

Almost anything written by the bastion of 80s and early 90s wit, Pat Proft:

Real Genius:
I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"

Brain Donors:
Rocco Melonchek: You're lying.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Of course I am, but hear me out!
...and two more because they are great quips that I love to steal:
Roland T. Flakfizer: Please, call me what everyone else calls me: "Your Royal Sex Machine."
Roland T. Flakfizer: Sorry, two's company, and three's an adult movie.

Pulp Fiction:

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this n**gers skull!

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. White: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Pink: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
Joe: Wong? Reservoir Dogs

"I'm gonna be on you like white on rice...Like Cold on ice..Like Stink on shit!"

From a 70's movie, The fish that saved pittsburgh.

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

From As Good as It Gets

Gordon Gecko:

"The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you."

- Wall Street

Sean:

"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?

[Will nods]

Sean:

You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

- Good Will Hunting

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Scarface

"wassup ma nicga" - Jackie Chan was much better methinx.

my fav would be this: "I was just trying to improve on myself - myself god dammit!"

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!"

"what we have here is a failure to communicate" -Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke

one of my favorites, I think ill go rent it tonight just to watch the bar scene...


HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!!!

but heres my fav... who knows it

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink.
Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

You get 10 points for the best obscure movie reference. I loved that movie. Who would have thought Rowdy Randy Piper could act.

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

The Matrix

I love that scene from the end of The Unforgiven, where Gene Hackman says to Eastwood: "You just shot an unarmed man."

Eastwood: "He should have armed himself..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?" - Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver.

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan - Dirty Harry.

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" - Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs

"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges" - Mexican Bandit - Blazing Saddles

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." - Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden - Fight Club

"I wish I knew how to quit you" by Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain.

"You can't handle the truth!"

"I got two things in this world mang....my word and my balls....and i break them for nobody"
Scarface

A few off the top of my head...

"Secret agent?!?! On whooooooooo's side?"
The sheriff in Dr.No (you have to see it to appreciate it)

"You tell your friend, your friend in Miami, that I kill a communist for free... But for a Green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice"
Tony Montana, Scarface

Mako: "Who do you cry?"
Subotai: "He's a Samarian. He will not cry. So I cry for him."
Talking about Conan after Valeria dies in Conan The Barbarian

But my all-time favourite:
"For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing."
Turkish in Snatch

:thumbsup

"This is heavy."
"Great Scott!"

Those aren't pillows!.John Candy/Steve Martin..Trains Planes Automobiles

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

-Pigkiller
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Lol, that part still makes laugh everytime I watch it.

"I am the clit commander!"

from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back :thumbsup